The Elfen Warrior
From the misty lands of Alfheim
There comes an Elfen-maid
Such courage in her eyes doth shine
Of nothing she’s afraid!
No gentle, timid maiden, she,
Though lovely to the eye;
An Elfen warrior, bold and free
And not afraid to die.
With elfen bow of finest yew,
And sword of gleaming steel
She terrifies the soldiers who
Would rape, and maim, and kill.
These evil men’s blood curdling cry
Echoes throughout the land
They strip, and whip, and crucify
Who falls into their hands.
Two girls, one dark, one auburn haired
Stand naked, terrified
Red weals across their buttocks, bared
Soon they’ll be crucified.
Eight burly soldiers, two nude girls
Yet, what they didn’t know -
Unseen, the elfen maid unfurls
Her arrows, and her bow.
A grimy brute, eyes wide with shock,
An arrow through his throat
His grip upon their arms unlocks
Blood pouring down his coat.
A second strike, a soldier screams,
An arrow in his crotch
So Connie ends his wedding dreams
As another arrow’s notched.
Cx and Barb, surprised and free
(Though neither girl is daft)
Turn round and sprint fast for the trees
As Connie fired a shaft.
(Your chronicler now stops to view
These girls running undressed
And how can I describe to you
Their lovely swinging breasts?)
She fires fast, to cover them
The soldiers can not fight
They thought they faced a dozen men
With Connie not in sight.
And so the squad of soldiers died
No loss, these men depraved
Two fine young girls, uncrucified
Thank Connie! They are saved!
From the misty lands of Alfheim
There comes an Elfen-maid
Such courage in her eyes doth shine
Of nothing she’s afraid!
No gentle, timid maiden, she,
Though lovely to the eye;
An Elfen warrior, bold and free
And not afraid to die.
With elfen bow of finest yew,
And sword of gleaming steel
She terrifies the soldiers who
Would rape, and maim, and kill.
These evil men’s blood curdling cry
Echoes throughout the land
They strip, and whip, and crucify
Who falls into their hands.
Two girls, one dark, one auburn haired
Stand naked, terrified
Red weals across their buttocks, bared
Soon they’ll be crucified.
Eight burly soldiers, two nude girls
Yet, what they didn’t know -
Unseen, the elfen maid unfurls
Her arrows, and her bow.
A grimy brute, eyes wide with shock,
An arrow through his throat
His grip upon their arms unlocks
Blood pouring down his coat.
A second strike, a soldier screams,
An arrow in his crotch
So Connie ends his wedding dreams
As another arrow’s notched.
Cx and Barb, surprised and free
(Though neither girl is daft)
Turn round and sprint fast for the trees
As Connie fired a shaft.
(Your chronicler now stops to view
These girls running undressed
And how can I describe to you
Their lovely swinging breasts?)
She fires fast, to cover them
The soldiers can not fight
They thought they faced a dozen men
With Connie not in sight.
And so the squad of soldiers died
No loss, these men depraved
Two fine young girls, uncrucified
Thank Connie! They are saved!
)
Another great piece Wragg!! Thanks!! Connie is also the main character in my epic so get used to reading about her lol.
