The Magic Of Being Tied Spreadeagle

[wulf]

Beats the hot box in the background... Caddy, get Tree's wedge. That hole is high above the turf....

I think I should take up golf and try the links at Tree's Country Club. Looks like fun.

 

[dfg42]

Now that you mention it :

#1 : sunbathing!
#2 : mud therapy!
#3 : physiotherapy!
#4 : meditation!
#5 : workout!

All togehther, a typical Arkansas welness spa for blue state women!

But it is the commercial pic, when you ordered that holidays all others there are males older than 60 and heavier than 200 pounds.

 

[ducon007]

....ants?

Just bring some honey...

 

[ducon007]

Croquet course (or miniature golf course) at a TreeHouse garden party.

My invitation said,“come have a ball”.

Curse you, Tree!

I have two balls and a club. Will that do?

 

[kendelo]

I think I should take up golf and try the links at Tree's Country Club. Looks like fun.

Just remember, "Taking Up Golf" is akin to saying " I've taken up nailing myself to the cross".

 

[Kathy]

My invitation said,“come have a ball”

Mine was the same , I should have known Tree was up to something .

 

[thehangingtree]

Mine was the same , I should have known Tree was up to something .

what low esteem you hold Tree in...

 

[Barbaria1]

what low esteem you hold Tree in...

Would you buy a used car from this guy?



No?

Well then, case closed!

 

[thehangingtree]

Would you buy a used car from this guy?

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No?

Well then, case closed!

No, but would Barb steal a used car from him???

 

[Barbaria1]

No, but would Barb steal a used car from him???

Not without buying him a case of Jack Daniels to placate him should I crash it and get caught.

Better to get him stupid drunk (easily done) than to end up noosed, naked and swinging from a gibbet or nailed, naked and writhing on a cross.

 

[montycrusto]

Better to get him stupid drunk (easily done) than to end up noosed naked and swinging from a gibbet or nailed naked and writhing on a cross.

I don’t see how that’s better.. I’d prefer to see you stripped and hanged, or crucified..

 

[Barbaria1]

I don’t see how that’s better.. I’d prefer to see you stripped and hanged, or crucified..

Who asked you?

 

[montycrusto]

Who asked you?

Me! I asked myself! Only way I can get a decent conversation round here

 

[Barbaria1]

Me! I asked myself! Only way I can get a decent conversation round here

My mother always said I should be wary of English blokes who go around talking to themselves. They’re generally up to no good.

 

[montycrusto]

My mother always said I should be wary of English blokes who go around talking to themselves. They’re generally up to no good.

I’m only half English

 

[Barbaria1]

I’m only half English

That’s even worse. You should have heard what she had to say about mongrels!

 

[montycrusto]

That’s even worse. You should have heard what she had to say about mongrels!

Spoken like a true Swedish/Scots/Whothehellknows American

 

[Loxuru]

Would you buy a used car from this guy?

One could make a fortune selling him used cars, considering the rate, some user crashes his cars!

 

[Barbaria1]

Spoken like a true Swedish/Scots/Whothehellknows American

All of the above …

 

[Thornbird]