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Marcella said:
"Defend me? You're going to defend me? You just fucking FUCKED me in my ass! What fucking sort of attorney-client relationship is that?"

"Hey, wait a minute, are you sure it was you who fucked me? I mean, you don't look that young there grandpa. And the smoking and the drinking, --that can't do much for your, um, 'performance.' Well, maybe if you had loaded up on Viagra first, huh? And had an oxygen tank nearby. I mean, the guy who fucked me had a huge cock and really, really worked me over pretty fucking good!":p

"And I most certainly DID NOT COME when I was raped!":mad:
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Actually I have perfect record as defense attorney (He's right. He has never won -Ulrika)! Besides I don't see you having any means of paying so not only do you get what you can afford, I did not rape you... I exercised 'attorney-client' privileges.

And skill and experience will ace youthful exuberance and the little blue pill anytime...
 
thehangingtree said:
Actually I have perfect record as defense attorney (He's right. He has never won -Ulrika)! Besides I don't see you having any means of paying so not only do you get what you can afford, I did not rape you... I exercised 'attorney-client' privileges.

And skill and experience will ace youthful exuberance and the little blue pill anytime...
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I exercised 'attorney-client' privileges.

But you weren't my attorney yet! Oh well, might as well admit this is just not going to go well for me. So, I got fucked by my attorney. Time to move on.

And who is Ulrika? Your muse?
 
Marcella said:
I exercised 'attorney-client' privileges.

But you weren't my attorney yet! Oh well, might as well admit this is just not going to go well for me. So, I got fucked by my attorney. Time to move on.

And who is Ulrika? Your muse?
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Ulrika is the divine inspiration of the fair and just Judge Admihoek (who will probable condemn you to death due to the severity charges- don't worry what the evidence reveals:confused::eek:). She takes many forms and seems wise beyond any member of Crux Forums. She also assists with stories by providing timely background information. A muse limits her far too much!!!
 
thehangingtree said:
Ulrika is the divine inspiration of the fair and just Judge Admihoek (who will probable condemn you to death due to the severity charges- don't worry what the evidence reveals:confused::eek:). She takes many forms and seems wise beyond any member of Crux Forums. She also assists with stories by providing timely background information. A muse limits her far too much!!!
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The vibe I'm picking up here is that women rarely, if ever, get a fair trial on CF. I imagine that trials usually, if not always, result in a death sentence, and that is usually by crucifixion. Although, as I have read in the Other Forms of Execution thread, impaling, hanging, burning and other terrible ways of dispatching unwary or troublesome women are also practiced with considerable skill and glee.

That is, if she is lucky enough to receive a trial at all!:eek:

Oh well, it is fun to be the center of so much attention -- I suppose!:eek:

I just wonder how "The New Girl" is going to make out in this story. It's been pretty grim so far. (You know, of course, I was a virgin :rolleyes: before being tossed into that dungeon. Saving myself for marriage, and all that.;))

I'm expecting the worse, to be sure.
 
Marcella said:
The vibe I'm picking up here is that women rarely, if ever, get a fair trial on CF. I imagine that trials usually, if not always, result in a death sentence, and that is usually by crucifixion. Although, as I have read in the Other Forms of Execution thread, impaling, hanging, burning and other terrible ways of dispatching unwary or troublesome women are also practiced with considerable skill and glee.

That is, if she is lucky enough to receive a trial at all!:eek:

Oh well, it is fun to be the center of so much attention -- I suppose!:eek:

I just wonder how "The New Girl" is going to make out in this story. It's been pretty grim so far. (You know, of course, I was a virgin :rolleyes: before being tossed into that dungeon. Saving myself for marriage, and all that.;))

I'm expecting the worse, to be sure.
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The women get a very fair trial. The trials are all rigged quite fairly:D
The court hears the charges, then the Judge delivers fair justice:devil:
There is no problem here, nothing to see, move along now:p
 
Marcella said:
The vibe I'm picking up here is that women rarely, if ever, get a fair trial on CF. I imagine that trials usually, if not always, result in a death sentence, and that is usually by crucifixion. Although, as I have read in the Other Forms of Execution thread, impaling, hanging, burning and other terrible ways of dispatching unwary or troublesome women are also practiced with considerable skill and glee.

That is, if she is lucky enough to receive a trial at all!:eek:

Oh well, it is fun to be the center of so much attention -- I suppose!:eek:

I just wonder how "The New Girl" is going to make out in this story. It's been pretty grim so far. (You know, of course, I was a virgin :rolleyes: before being tossed into that dungeon. Saving myself for marriage, and all that.;))

I'm expecting the worse, to be sure.
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Virgins may not be executed. A small rape is thus quasi process requirement for guilty women.
 
Marcella said:
I just wonder how "The New Girl" is going to make out in this story. It's been pretty grim so far. (You know, of course, I was a virgin :rolleyes: before being tossed into that dungeon. Saving myself for marriage, and all that.;))

I'm expecting the worse, to be sure.
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Just keep saying that line about 'saving myself' and I suppose you can even convince yourself. Until then I ain't buying what your selling"

Tree

He'll take it though... -Ulrika
 
thehangingtree said:
If a Tree farts in the woods and no one hears it did it make a sound??? Read the replacement post...

He suffers from premature thread response... cut him some slack...
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I could not believe that Reverend Tree was speechless. It came to light that it lasted only briefly.
 
madiosi said:
I have to expose my hole again.
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er - would you care to re-phrase that? :p :p :p

thehangingtree said:
Actually I have perfect record as defense attorney (He's right. He has never won -Ulrika)! Besides I don't see you having any means of paying so not only do you get what you can afford, I did not rape you... I exercised 'attorney-client' privileges.

And skill and experience will ace youthful exuberance and the little blue pill anytime...
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Never mind the fee, Tree operates on a 'No win, period' basis. :D

Hondoboot2 said:
The women get a very fair trial. The trials are all rigged quite fairly
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Absolutely, all we cruxgirls are treated absolutely equally :rolleyes:
 
Marcella said:
Sheesh!!! Men clearly make all the fucking rules around here, don't they?:p;):mad:
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That's exactly why we women stage an annual rebellion here ... to show the men they can't make all the rules ... and of course to give them an excuse to crucify us all together on the Hill of 100 crosses! :p:D
 
Marcella said:
Sheesh!!! Men clearly make all the fucking rules around here, don't they?:p;):mad:
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In all honesty, I believe it is the women who run things here, we only make the rules to please you. We just cater to your inner most desires;).....without the ladies here, there would be nothing, that is why this place is great.
 
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