Tree is not involved with this story... I fear Sir Despard Wragg will carve you and enjoy the best parts
"carve me"??? Yikes, I hope I pass out before then.
Knowing Chancellor Wragg (originally from the English Lit Dept before he became Chancellor), he will probably compose a poem about my best parts ... more humiliation.
I have this image in my head of administrators and faculty sitting at a long table, napkins in their collars, china and crystal laid out before them, holding a menu in their hands with items like "choice cunt filet", "thigh round steak", "breast brisket", and for dessert...
But what will the students get? The leftovers, no doubt
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