Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Added to the queue, many thanks. The haircut on the nude at right is much how Barb wore here hair in The Agent. Trying to look like Jackie K!
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Revenge of the Pulps
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connoisseurs
Senator
Without brownnosing Barb (now that I think about her tight little I could like that) I don´t think she is anybody´s copy. Besides - two of her kind are too much for one world
connoisseurs
Senator
PP I just saw that pic. Is that you?
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
In appreciation for Connoisseurs' contribution, we will exceed today's limit and analyze one of his postings.
This copy of Men in Adventure is part of the sub-genre of Pulps that I in my perceptive brilliance like to call "sex".
"I dug 1000 foxholes: Busy Dude! Conversation with his daughter: "Daddy, what did you do during the War?" "I dug 1000 foxholes" "Are you sure they were Foxholes? Mommy said you spent the war chasing beaver!"
"Like to look at pretty girls? Watch of-color movies? see page 10" OK, OK, we didn't ask for a show of hands, Pulpers. jeeze! The actual continuation on page ten is lost in the mists of history, but the girl at upper left (the kink my father said would "always come out on top" was included on page 10 for some reason.
"Watch out for Tensions! it can cause SEXUAL IMPOTENCE!" Relieve that tension by subscribing to this Mag.
Banner Blurb, a long one!
"Sex Trouble in the Middle East! 'His sexual demands thwarted, the violent Sheik roared obscene language at the pretty prostitute who lay nude in the harem bed...!'" LUST KING of the ARABS" Whew!
First, how many here think that sweet, young thing in the photo, would thwart the sexual demands of anyone?
Second, She doesn't look scared of obscene language (Sticks and stones etc.).
Third, we have a "pretty prostitute who lay nude in the harem bed." Forget the damn analysis and give her a goodfucking piece of your mind for her lifestyle choices!
This copy of Men in Adventure is part of the sub-genre of Pulps that I in my perceptive brilliance like to call "sex".
"I dug 1000 foxholes: Busy Dude! Conversation with his daughter: "Daddy, what did you do during the War?" "I dug 1000 foxholes" "Are you sure they were Foxholes? Mommy said you spent the war chasing beaver!"
"Like to look at pretty girls? Watch of-color movies? see page 10" OK, OK, we didn't ask for a show of hands, Pulpers. jeeze! The actual continuation on page ten is lost in the mists of history, but the girl at upper left (the kink my father said would "always come out on top" was included on page 10 for some reason.
"Watch out for Tensions! it can cause SEXUAL IMPOTENCE!" Relieve that tension by subscribing to this Mag.
Banner Blurb, a long one!
"Sex Trouble in the Middle East! 'His sexual demands thwarted, the violent Sheik roared obscene language at the pretty prostitute who lay nude in the harem bed...!'" LUST KING of the ARABS" Whew!
First, how many here think that sweet, young thing in the photo, would thwart the sexual demands of anyone?
Second, She doesn't look scared of obscene language (Sticks and stones etc.).
Third, we have a "pretty prostitute who lay nude in the harem bed." Forget the damn analysis and give her a good
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
1. Did they get that picture on the wires already? Taken just a few moments ago!! Yes, that's me on the raft
2. Don't worry, I do happen to have plenty of beer to, if you'll excuse the expression, drown my sorrows.
Without brownnosing Barb (now that I think about her tight little I could like that) I don´t think she is anybody´s copy. Besides - two of her kind are too much for one world
brownnosing is reason enough for a demeritageddon ....
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Don't worry, Barb, I'll share my canoe with you anytime. (as long as you bring all the supplies, all the beer, and do all the rowing while I drink the beer and emit manly burps!)
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
OMG. I think I just wet.......brownnosing is reason enough for a demeritageddon ....
connoisseurs
Senator
Mhm... I think a few minutes between your thights might be worth it. I have to ask Goldman.brownnosing is reason enough for a demeritageddon ....
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
I understand from Goldman that a few minutes is all he ever gets!
I understand from Goldman that a few minutes is all he ever gets!
If he’s lucky ....
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Barb to Goldman, "Stan, you've gotta ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Sitting around waiting to be killed in any of several ways (and no! you don't have to write suggesting the ways, I am all too aware!), is mind-numbing. Therefore, as Führer leader of this group, I will break my own rule and post a pulp.
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Yes, it is a cheap rip off of the Original and still-greatest, "Weasels ripped my flesh" But there is a lot to appreciate here.
"New U.S. Menace Teen-Agers in Black Leather Jackets" - I very concerned. Any of those , teen girls?
"1,000 Blasted bodies" - This I have real trouble with. With 1,000 blasted bodies to deal with, how good is the count? Has every leg and head been matched up? Has...maybe this is a little to gross even for dedicated Pulpers.
"Don't be a sucker ---Cheat!" - Now this one is significant. They clearly recognized the start of a major societal movement which is booming today!
And the pièce de résistance, flying rodents. Who wouldn't prefer that they didn't rip your flesh? Yes? What? OK I guess ther are a few Pulpers hoping for this but they are in the minority! What? Wait? Show of hands? OMG, Revised statement: "Large Majority"
Pulpers never let you down?!
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
That was you! Go figure!Awwwwv ... that’s such a nice thing to say about me!
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
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