OK, Stop the presses. I've got the Proof!
I never bought that bogus story of Stan and Barb getting rich off of book sales to fund their fabulous retirement on a public pension! Now I have the Photo graphic evidence. As you know, just before they struck it rich, there was that hushed-up robbery of the New City Federal Reserve Bank. Seemed like it was plotted after watching the 1995 Die Hard with a Vengeance. In that film, Bruce Willis stars as New York City Police Department Lieutenant John McClane (rumored to be a thinly disguised, Stan Goldman). The same plot, with some silly modifications (the police thought there was some flaky new partner involved) was used to make off with over $15 million in untraceable currency.
I have been working with a top private eye for a couple of year to find the truth.
This week, he uncovered the smoking gun!
Surveillance footage from the motel where the robbers hid out.
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A amateurishly disguised Barb (with cheaply dyed Blond Hair - so fake, such a cheap piece of goods!) and Stan counting the money 12 hours after the robbery. Intense magnification of still frames by the FBI, confirm some matching serial numbers on the bills. Expect arrests soon!