Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
Be still my beating ,,, heart?
Be still my beating ,,, heart?
Thank you. Since I left the force and eat fewer donuts, I've lost weight...[The court noted that, before becoming a Doctor, Captain Goldman was a detective in the New York City Police Department, and therefore, gave great weight to his testimony.]
Considering you can't even spell my name correctly, why should we count anything you say, Moore?I think Captain Goodman's testimony can be discounted.
How can you refuse to watch it when it won't be on for another 40 years, Moore?and waxes euphoric about a certain sit-com that I refuse to watch?
Thank you. Since I left the force and eat fewer donuts, I've lost weight...
Considering you can't even spell my name correctly, why should we count anything you say, Moore?
How can you refuse to watch it when it won't be on for another 40 years, Moore?
Bitte, Herr General : Wilbur, not Wilber. Such typos can make the verdict invalid, which should be a pity after the work put into it to make it fair and doing true justice!Staff Sergeant Wilber Loxuru
Apparently, Sgt. Conoisseurs has been boasting to Herr General about that platoon of WAAF's we captured, after they were left behind on the shores of Dunkirk.on temporary assignment as MP based on WWII experience with controlling prisoners)
Apparently, Sgt. Conoisseurs has been boasting to Herr General about that platoon of WAAF's we captured, after they were left behind on the shores of Dunkirk.
Oh dear, must have nodded off thinking about the Windy Pennines. Where were we in that trial? There's a brunette and a redhead over on the accused's table. Not bad knockers on them both. Which one is the defendant? Both stroppy little bitches that would look better tied arse-upwards over a gun carriage, so I'll just write "Guilty / Flogged" on this bit of paper in case I fall asleep again when they want the sentence.
We here have nothing but respect forMust say it's nice to be back in the saddle, as it were, since retiring from the Coldstream Guards I've been given a cushy little number inspecting the R&R facilities for our brave boys in Japan:View attachment 696454 but it's bloody hard work for an old'un like me.
Great to meet up with that Jolly fellow; worked out he's related to the Savages of Elmet Hall, damn fine family, made their money the hard way, running slaves and owning plantations. Some silly old fart even wrote about them in Angela And The Savages. The Graves married into the family, they were coal mine owners, though there was never much money in it when they stopped the women working: View attachment 696487.
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Oh dear, must have nodded off thinking about the Windy Pennines. Where were we in that trial? There's a brunette and a redhead over on the accused's table. Not bad knockers on them both. Which one is the defendant? Both stroppy little bitches that would look better tied arse-upwards over a gun carriage, so I'll just write "Guilty / Flogged" on this bit of paper in case I fall asleep again when they want the sentence.
Dashing!
"What's that my dear, the hearing's not as sharp as it used to be, who's having a lashing?"
Ganz richtig! They complained a lot about that!Figures, doesn’t it? If anyone was to be left behind on the beaches, it would be the women! Every man for himself, as they say.
Always complaining! I'm sure Connoisseurs and Loxuru took VERY special care of the women
I was pleased to be able to treat the court to a special lunch during the break. Judges, Jurors and court personnel assembled in the VIP tent for a repast flown in this morning from Tokyo, courtesy of the JAG Corps. Beluga caviar (somewhat hard to obtain during the current unpleasantness with the Soviet Union), toasted French Bread points, as well as broiled Maine Lobster made a enjoyable meal. Armand de Brignac Ace of Spades Rose, Champagne helped wash it down to clear the way for the seven-layer chocolate torte. Conversation was very convivial.
Ganz richtig! They complained a lot about that!
No Wurst on the menu, unfortunately!
I love the smell of eggs and bacon in the morning! It smells like..... victory!One never knows exactly what those K-rations contain