Crux-Emperor Baracus X
Rectidolor
Hi,everyone....are you behaving yourselves ?? (Hope not... )
Following an earlier post where i had to explain an euphemism,about masturbation,I thought...
Why not start a thread dedicated to different meanings of sexual practices and genitalia etc.... ??
Please feel free to add your best interpretations,the filthier,the better.
Double-Entendres particularly welcome....
ANYTHING GOES !!
Lets start with good old masturbation.....
(Female ones are marked.... 'F')
Self-pleasuring
Solo play
Playing with yourself
Wanking off
Spank the monkey
Pull the pork
Tugging the rope
Polish the Helmet
Beat the meat
Stroke the sausage
Peel the Aubergine
Bash the Bishop
Knock one out
Dicking off
Jerking off
Nifty fifty
Choke the chicken
Satisfy the boner
Flicking the Bean (F)
Tipping the Velvet (F)
Stroking the lizard
Part the curtains. (F)
Tongue in groove. (F)
Tossing off
One that got away
Whacking off
Playing the organ
Stimulating the Penis
Stimulating the Clitoris (F)
Barclays Bank
Sherman Tank
Having a Wank
Tosser
Wanker
Stroking the pussy (F)
That's all i can think of....any more, please ??
Following an earlier post where i had to explain an euphemism,about masturbation,I thought...
Why not start a thread dedicated to different meanings of sexual practices and genitalia etc.... ??
Please feel free to add your best interpretations,the filthier,the better.
Double-Entendres particularly welcome....
ANYTHING GOES !!
Lets start with good old masturbation.....
(Female ones are marked.... 'F')
Self-pleasuring
Solo play
Playing with yourself
Wanking off
Spank the monkey
Pull the pork
Tugging the rope
Polish the Helmet
Beat the meat
Stroke the sausage
Peel the Aubergine
Bash the Bishop
Knock one out
Dicking off
Jerking off
Nifty fifty
Choke the chicken
Satisfy the boner
Flicking the Bean (F)
Tipping the Velvet (F)
Stroking the lizard
Part the curtains. (F)
Tongue in groove. (F)
Tossing off
One that got away
Whacking off
Playing the organ
Stimulating the Penis
Stimulating the Clitoris (F)
Barclays Bank
Sherman Tank
Having a Wank
Tosser
Wanker
Stroking the pussy (F)
That's all i can think of....any more, please ??
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