Great Madi ... that looks so British ... owwwww .... ouwwwww ...
Great Madi ... that looks so British ... owwwww .... ouwwwww ...
Whatever else you say, it's a rummy way they have on board ship of teaching girls proper driving rules.
I'll just go over here where I coincidentally get a rather splendid view of the aformentioned knockers
Shouldn’t they, by British naval tradition, given me a dram of rum before the clogging brgan?
"Clogging"? Moore, with all the typos you make, I don't know why our great newspaper keeps you on. Well, actually, I do, but with #MeToo we won't talk about that.
But you are right, about rum and the lash, but wasn’t sodomy also included? .t
Only landlubbers use this word 'knockers'. Actually, 'fenders' sounds like a more appropriate maritime terminology!Hsve a little respect please ... I don’t believe “knockers” to be a very polite thing to call them!
Only landlubbers use this word 'knockers'. Actually, 'fenders' sounds like a more appropriate maritime terminology!
Typical... a mariner in our midst! Actually, I did look up the diameter of a mast, but I thought 'to hell with it, why let the facts get in the way of a good yarn!'Considering that the foremast on a transatlantic liner is usually a steel tube containing a ladder to the crow's nest, this is an impressive feat!
Highly entertaining, Wragg!
Typical... a mariner in our midst! Actually, I did look up the diameter of a mast, but I thought 'to hell with it, why let the facts get in the way of a good yarn!'
View attachment 577095You Guys and your words...
I have found a historical fugurehead from the USS Barbaria
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Remarkable, the tumescencing tit.
Shouldn’t they, by British naval tradition, given me a dram of rum before the flogging began?
And here I thought they were called "figureheads."
Origin of the term ‘broadside” ... who needs cannons!
Aye matey, she struck fear in the hearts of the stoutest tars, and caused many a ship to heave to, and strike their colours!
Aaargh!
And our mast was a phallic penis
Hic!
Ooops, sorry Barb, I, er, I forgot!
That's your job, Moore!!!!and stroke their whatzits too