Ummmmmm ... come again? ..... and I thought we Americans knew how to mess up the Queen's English.
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Barb's Vacation
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Ummmmmm ... come again? ..... and I thought we Americans knew how to mess up the Queen's English.
jacksjg89
PROCRASTINATOR
I'm sure Tree as mountain men cousins who'd put the Aussie's pride right down under.
I don't think HM's English is the only thing they're plotting to mess up!
I don't think HM's English is the only thing they're plotting to mess up!
I think Eul has a tighter grasp on reality here
Barb was worried that the wet spot in her panties would begin to show on her skirt. Some of the people in the audience had yelled obscene taunts at the crucified woman. Barb found it strange yet exciting. She stole a glance at her watch. The woman had been crucified for just over an hour of the three that she would be and Barb didn’t how she could last the next two!
“I cannot take anymore! Let me down; I beg you” the woman pleaded. Barb was surprised when her friend next to her called back “Forget about it you cunt; you’re just getting started!”
Barb looked wide-eyed at her friend. She couldn’t believe her friend called out at all but called her a ‘cunt’! Barb hissed “Siss, you can’t call her that!”
“Oh, Barb, I just makes it more real for her” Siss laughed as Blaire yelled “Hey, bitch, you got screwed out of tits worse than I did!”
“Fuck you!” the woman gasped “Help me! I hurt so much!”
After a while Barb found herself joining in the taunts and found it enjoyable as the naked woman on the cross found miserable. As time went on the woman’s misery became plainly obvious even as her pleadings faded.
After the second hour she no longer had the energy to reply to the taunts.
She would only move enough to try to relieve the limb or muscle that could no longer take the pain. Finally the third hour had passed. The woman barely groaned as she was taken from the cross.
The fifty people in the audience applauded her performance as she was helped from the room. Barb could not believe how much the live crucifixion had excited her and she was troubled that she had partaken in humiliating the women even though her friends assured her it was expected of the audience. So wondered how she would react if she were in the woman’s place. She stood and slipped on her jacket and was reaching for her purse hoping the bar on the first floor was still open when Siss said “Sit down, Barb, the best part is coming!”
Barb did wondering what could top that. A strange looking man walked onto the stage met with polite applause. He waved to the crowd and said “It is time for the raffle. Are all tickets in?”
Barb wondered what was being raffled and she had never seen her ticket. The man continued “The winner of Saturday’s Annual Marathon Crucifixion is… Ms. Barbara Moore! Barbara, please, come up on the stage!”
Barb had never won anything in her life and had no idea what she had won. Siss, Blaire, and PKin urged her to go the stage and there was thunderous applause as she walked up. She thought maybe she had won free admission to the ‘marathon’ but wasn’t sure she wanted to watch another crucifixion, no matter how much that day’s had intrigued her.
As she stood next to the man he said “Ladies and Gentlemen, I present Ms. Barbara Moore who will hang for six hours on the cross this Saturday for our members!!!
Tree
“I cannot take anymore! Let me down; I beg you” the woman pleaded. Barb was surprised when her friend next to her called back “Forget about it you cunt; you’re just getting started!”
Barb looked wide-eyed at her friend. She couldn’t believe her friend called out at all but called her a ‘cunt’! Barb hissed “Siss, you can’t call her that!”
“Oh, Barb, I just makes it more real for her” Siss laughed as Blaire yelled “Hey, bitch, you got screwed out of tits worse than I did!”
“Fuck you!” the woman gasped “Help me! I hurt so much!”
After a while Barb found herself joining in the taunts and found it enjoyable as the naked woman on the cross found miserable. As time went on the woman’s misery became plainly obvious even as her pleadings faded.
After the second hour she no longer had the energy to reply to the taunts.
She would only move enough to try to relieve the limb or muscle that could no longer take the pain. Finally the third hour had passed. The woman barely groaned as she was taken from the cross.
The fifty people in the audience applauded her performance as she was helped from the room. Barb could not believe how much the live crucifixion had excited her and she was troubled that she had partaken in humiliating the women even though her friends assured her it was expected of the audience. So wondered how she would react if she were in the woman’s place. She stood and slipped on her jacket and was reaching for her purse hoping the bar on the first floor was still open when Siss said “Sit down, Barb, the best part is coming!”
Barb did wondering what could top that. A strange looking man walked onto the stage met with polite applause. He waved to the crowd and said “It is time for the raffle. Are all tickets in?”
Barb wondered what was being raffled and she had never seen her ticket. The man continued “The winner of Saturday’s Annual Marathon Crucifixion is… Ms. Barbara Moore! Barbara, please, come up on the stage!”
Barb had never won anything in her life and had no idea what she had won. Siss, Blaire, and PKin urged her to go the stage and there was thunderous applause as she walked up. She thought maybe she had won free admission to the ‘marathon’ but wasn’t sure she wanted to watch another crucifixion, no matter how much that day’s had intrigued her.
As she stood next to the man he said “Ladies and Gentlemen, I present Ms. Barbara Moore who will hang for six hours on the cross this Saturday for our members!!!
Tree
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...yep, it happens yet again...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=eo8S3iFdzUc
"vacation" the go-go's
Tree
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=eo8S3iFdzUc
"vacation" the go-go's
Tree
Maaaaaaate, no worries, godda floor she'cn crash on.
She had won free admission.
Well, it wasn't costing her any money.
But she was going to pay plenty
On the cross? on stage? stark naked? in front of everyone? for six hours? OHHHHHH SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More like a nightmare!!! How could this happen to her???
I'm sure the audience will get their moneys' worth...
Tree
No doubt. And the rest is just a bit of stage fright. It's all about the attitude you bring to the event.
No doubt. And the rest is just a bit of stage fright. It's all about the attitude you bring to the event.
Yup.
Ummmm .... don't suppose there is some way I can back out of this?
How about at least keep my kinis on? Awww, come on! Leave me something. Please. Bastards!!!
messaline
Crucified Amazon
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Nail her finally to a cross and ...basta !)
Yipes! I'll side with Barb on this one. No broken legs just for six hours of hanging, unless there is small print on the raffle ticket that we aren't aware of yet.
messaline
Crucified Amazon
Hé ! Hé ! You dont know Barb like me ...
Hur. I suspect that goes without saying.
It only gets worse...Ummmm .... don't suppose there is some way I can back out of this?
Tree