Tree handles 'midwifing' as men have done throughout history. So woman will toss him a huge pot and yell "Go boil water."Let's sit back and see how Tree handles midwifery
Tree takes the pot outside and pumps it full of water and builds a small fire that it could take until the next morning until it finally comes to a boil while he sips some distilled liquid from a jug...
This accomplishes a few things.
The woman that knows what she is doing can help Dorothy deliver the child.
Tree doesn't have to watch and thus the woman can devote her attention to the mother pushing out the child instead of having to try to revive a passed-out fainted Tree.
Tree stares at the fire under the pot and thinks it is really slow to light. He pisses on it and it flares up almost dangerously.
As Dorothy screams, cusses, and cries as she works to push the child Tree wonders why it is so easy to get a woman pregnant and the birth is such an ordeal. He concludes it is proof God really is male...
He lights a Marlboro and draws from his flask. He looks up at the stars and says "I'll bet the person who invented the mammogram was a man too...
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