Unsolved mysteries of the Universe
Why...
do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?
can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
don't sheep shrink when it rains?
are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?