Soft Sex-Starved Nymphos for Coronel Rodríguez’ Revenge
April 26, 1974
Dr Claus Windar sat at his desk in the IRC Headquarters in Geneva wanting some nails to chew on. He had just gotten out of an Executive Board meeting where he had been “raked over the coals,” for the Eulalia Burns affair. Cheap Pulp magazines were running lewd stories with scurrilous attacks on the government in Chile and the IRC with titles such as, “The Nude Nurse and the Master of the Whip,” and “Naked Scot Girl in the hands of the Demon!”
Ever since the CIA agent had rescued Miss Burns, Windar’s life had been miserable. But now there might be some good news. He buzzed in Trivial Pickum, chief auditor of his division. Wasting no time, he asked, “What do you have on Moore?”
“Well, Dr.” responded Pickum in his usually meal-mouthed way (it could be annoying, but Pickum could find a lost dime in a shit-pile), “I really don’t understand why you’ve kept her on so long, she’s clearly incompetent and I can show she’s dishonest.”
Windar skipped over the issue of retention of an incompetent (she was a good fuck – Pickum was too nearsighted – literally – to know), “What can you show?”
“Oh, it’s all there in the report I gave you, two copies just as you requested, this is the third which I will give to you when we finish today. I didn’t retain any others just as requested.”
“I’ve got them, thank you, give me the highlights.” (Note, figures are in 1973 dollars. To convert to 2019, approximately, multiply by 6)
“Over $3,500 in restaurant meals. Some may be business, but of the ones we could check, over 80% were personal,”
“Over $6,000 spent on clothes, much at high-end boutiques in Paris and New York,”
“Over $5,000 on travel to several luxury vacation resorts,”
“Not the largest, but to me the most surprising, over $2,900 on shoes. How does someone spend that much on shoes?”
“All within the 14 months she’s been on the job?”
“Yes.”
“You have documentation here that would prove over $17,000 in spending for personal use.”
“When you add the minor items, there is provable misspending of $19,686.”
“Thank you, you may go.”
Dr. Windar dialed a long-distance number. After several rings it was answered by an assistant, “Hola, Subteniente Martinez?” Windar identified himself and asked to speak to the Colonel.
“Hola, Dr. Windar. I did not expect to hear from you again.”
“I have some good news. What is the cut-off for Grand Larceny Embezzlement in Chile?”
“Gran Robo Malversación? In U.S. Dollars, $3,000.”
“And what’s the penalty?”
“Minimum 10 years at hard labor. However, the law is very flexible on this. If it were handled by DINA, we could decide the punishment. Why do you ask?”
“I’m sending you a report by our auditor on a mutual acquaintance, Barbara Moore. She seems to have stolen a large amount of our money.”
“I see, said the Colonel with a sneer. “We may get some revenge after all?”
“We may.” Said Dr. Windar.
“I would look into it and would bring her in for questioning if she were here. But I understand she’s in Paris now.”
“Yes, buying medical supplies she tells me. I can order her to fly back to Santiago as early as day after tomorrow. Could you arrange an appropriate welcome at the airport? She loves being picked up in a limousine.”
“Si, that would be very possible. Will you need to come to Santiago to install a replacement?”
“I may.”
“I would be honored to show you some of our work if you have the time.”
“I may.”
After he hung up, the Colonel dialed a number in Scotland. Soon he was speaking with Dean Hawkins. After a few pleasantries, he got to the point of the call.
“Dr. Hawkins, are you still planning to visit here again with your two colleagues in the near future?”
“Yes. We’re on break now so we could come any time. Any chance of me getting together with that lovely young hotel maid?”
“Most definitely. But we also are about to arrest and interrogate another very interesting lady, an American, from Minnesota. I thought you gentleman might enjoy observing and even participating.”
“Indeed, Colonel. Give me the dates and we will be there.”
So, another evil plot by the Colonel and his friends. This time, however, it is unlikely the CIA will bother to intervene. Be sure to pick up the March 1975 issue of Real Men, to read the first part of this book length sequel! - Real Men editors