Thwarted by Barb's driving skills!Packed inside the late 1960s GMC bus are the naked inmates that have just escaped the reparation farm. The only person wearing clothing is the driver, Barbara Moore. She races the old bus east on US Highway 54 with the load escapees with the goal of reaching Interstate Highway 35 to drive north to a safe blue state.
There are a few problems involved with the break-out. First, the bus was designed to operate in an urban environment and has a hard time running over 60 miles per hour. Second, the passengers are all naked escaped inmates. Stopping for diesel fuel will be awkward. Third, after the escape an all-points bulletin has been put out about the break-out.
As the fifty-year-old bus ‘races’ across western Oklahoma and Kansas there is already a hot pursuit of the bus.
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The bus gets to Wichita but the traffic is backed up on the entrance ramp to I-35. Barbara does her best to pass the line of cars. With little experience driving the GMC bus this doesn’t work out well.
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After hitting several cars, the bus’s steering is broken! The inmates bolt from the broken bus.
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It is a valiant attempt for their freedom but naked escaped inmates running around Wichita, Kansas are swiftly rounded up.
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The escapees are placed in irons to be transported to a new secure imprisonment.
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The prize catch is Barbara Moore. She is stripped of her clothing and locked in cuffs and shackles. Heavily armed guards escort to assure she will join the farm’s escapees.
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One can only hope she will have a fair trial!
Of course, Barb hired them to do the escape but forgot to add the fine print that they should assist in the flight to a safe blue state!
The prosecutor sole evidence is a video of me driving the old GMC through the back of cars while it is loaded with escaped inmates.
a week from Friday I will be executed with the escaped inmates on the Hill of 100 Crosses! Sometimes shit runs right where I am standing!
Tree isgetting drunksitting watching the Crux News Network
“You damn well better. I wouldn’t give a guard a blowjob and spent a day in a hot box and get to wear these damn shackles until I’m crucified” Messa says.
“That is outrageous” Barb exclaims. “Have you complained to the warden?”
“Who the hell do you think ordered it” Messa asks.
I think we are in big trouble…
Sure enough as the guard walked away Kathy calls across and asks “Barb, what are you doing here?”
“I’ve been sentences to be crucified with you” Barb replies. “We have to break out of here!”
“This is barbaric! Crucifixion is one of the most brutal forms torture to execute a person” I snap.
“You can drag me up the hill and nail me to a cross but don’t expect me to cooperate with your scheme” I hiss!
Oh, do read on!View attachment 672707 "Faut pas exagérer quand-même !" (dont exagerate !)
Never mind, crucified or not, Messa is always beautiful !
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And RR caught it on video?
Glad I'm watching this from the safety of a blue state.
What will it be like tomorrow? We will be paraded naked past crowds before arriving at our Golgotha and nailed to our crosses. They will raise our crosses and we will hang crucified above the crowd wearing only the spikes that hold us to the crosses.
I will hang naked with the sole purpose of being tortured on the cross until I lose my life. God, what will it be like?