Well hurry up! It's hot on this gallows...View attachment 533319 I'm going. I'm going. Stop rushing me!
Well hurry up! It's hot on this gallows...View attachment 533319 I'm going. I'm going. Stop rushing me!
Never in my life have I felt so humiliated. Did I really deserve this?
So I went away to enjoy some "me time" for a few days. Stayed in a quiet little cabin in the middle of nowhere. I confess I took a half ounce of cannabis with me. I didn't think there was much risk in that, but the cleaning lady reported the odor to the local police. A lady cop showed up at dawn one morning. She didn't bother knocking, she just let herself into the cabin and pulled me out of bed to arrest me. I sleep in the nude, and she didn't even allow me to get dressed first! She perp-walked me outside, completely naked, telling me what a "pretty piece of ass" I am. She assured me the local jail guards would be very welcoming towards me.
Never in my life have I felt so humiliated. Did I really deserve this?
It is the seriousness of the charges here, Jackie... why bother with a trial???You sure work fast Madiosi. But don't I even get a trial first?
The Justice is fast on your travel destination. I reported only, what will happen.You sure work fast Madiosi. But don't I even get a trial first?
It is the seriousness of the charges here, Jackie... why bother with a trial???
Have you a photo from the place without persons?Fine. Put me on the cross then. Invite the whole damn town to watch me suffer.
(pretty please?)
OK, fair enough. I gave Barb a trial, so you deserve one too. http://www.cruxforums.com/xf/threads/london-calling.6345/page-14 Of course, in order to extract the truth before trial we had to put her on the rack. But you've always wanted to be a bit taller, haven't you?You sure work fast Madiosi. But don't I even get a trial first?
At the end of the day I enjoyed some "me time" on the cross...
All enjoyed watching you carry your cross up the mound.Fine. Put me on the cross then. Invite the whole damn town to watch me suffer.
(pretty please?)
Good idea Windar!!!OK, fair enough. I gave Barb a trial, so you deserve one too. http://www.cruxforums.com/xf/threads/london-calling.6345/page-14 Of course, in order to extract the truth before trial we had to put her on the rack. But you've always wanted to be a bit taller, haven't you?
SO, SINCE WE'LL BE MEETING UP LATER, TELL ME A BIT ABOUT YOURSELF. DO YOU LIKE RED OR WHITE WINE. I'M PARTIAL TO RED, MYSELF. NICE SUNSET, DON'T YOU THINK. SHALL WE DANCE? I LIKE SOUL MUSIC.
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Oh, I like that one.Famous tomb monument from Genoa, Italy...
So I went away to enjoy some "me time" for a few days. Stayed in a quiet little cabin in the middle of nowhere. I confess I took a half ounce of cannabis with me. I didn't think there was much risk in that, but the cleaning lady reported the odor to the local police. A lady cop showed up at dawn one morning. She didn't bother knocking, she just let herself into the cabin and pulled me out of bed to arrest me. I sleep in the nude, and she didn't even allow me to get dressed first! She perp-walked me outside, completely naked, telling me what a "pretty piece of ass" I am. She assured me the local jail guards would be very welcoming towards me.
Never in my life have I felt so humiliated. Did I really deserve this?
Fine. Put me on the cross then. Invite the whole damn town to watch me suffer.
(pretty please?)
Those are some pretty women looking at me. I love the idea of pretty woman standing just below me, gazing up at me while I suffer on the cross. Their faces frozen in adoration...no doubt imagining themselves in my position.