At least we know that's not Barb under the mattress. She wouldn't be seen dead in those heels.
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At least we know that's not Barb under the mattress. She wouldn't be seen dead in those heels.
Wragg has gotten to know me all too well
That's not at all funny, Tree. You know how I feel about that angle!!! 
But it's the best angle for holding a glass of beer. You should understand this fact.Wragg has gotten to know me all too well
View attachment 570494 That's not at all funny, Tree. You know how I feel about that angle!!!
Marcius
Tribune
Depends on the glass; Barb can't hold a pilsner glass that way.
At least I think she can't.
Don't underestimating Barb!Depends on the glass; Barb can't hold a pilsner glass that way.
At least I think she can't.
Depends on the glass; Barb can't hold a pilsner glass that way.
At least I think she can't.
Careful guys ... it's not nice (or healthy) to make fun of Barb!
Marcius
Tribune
-Sigh- I knew this was coming.Careful guys ... it's not nice (or healthy) to make fun of Barb!
I thought my message as a compliment.Careful guys ... it's not nice (or healthy) to make fun of Barb!
The rain falls on the just and the unjustI thought my message as a compliment.
The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations ascribes it to a Lord Bowen (1835 - 1894):
'The rain it raineth on the just
And also on the unjust fella,
But chiefly on the just because -
The unjust steals the just's umbrella.'
He must be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Bowen,_Baron_Bowen
who seems to have been quite an amiable sort, the kind of house-guest Wragg
might be happy to invite for a weekend at Cruxton Abbey!
Ah yes, amiability is one of two possible qualifications for a weekend at Cruxton Abbey.
The other is a tight little.
Ah yes, amiability is one of two possible qualifications for a weekend at Cruxton Abbey.
The other is a tight little.
I saw THAT !!!
See you on Friday!I saw THAT !!!
A little tweak upon Lord B's stanza
The rain falls on the just
And on the unjust fella
The unjust's glee is plain to see -
He's got the just's umbrella!
Raining on the just or the unjust, demerits is a hard rain anyway.
I rather think it is : "There areth no just on which demerits fall" (The Gospel of St. Barbaria).
Demerits are the same
Barb's temper waxes hot
I'm not to blame, but still they came
And rained upon my bot!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Eul is getting competition. We seem to have another poet laureat!Demerits are the same
Barb's temper waxes hot
I'm not to blame, but still they came
And rained upon my bot!
Eul is getting competition. We seem to have another poet laureat!
Fear not, Eul, your title is secure!The rain it falls on him who fucks,
The rain it falls on her who sucks,
But most of all it rains upon
The victim hung up on the crux.
(Got in with that one just in time!)