You can't buy a drink at the Tree estate bar... It is always open and free...I’m surprised that he didn’t buy you a Long Island Iced Tea and ask you if you had any plans for the weekend!
But that would be ...
ONE STEP BEYOND!!!!!
Tree-Did I read that right? You crucified Barb but took her down before she died? I'm stunned. First I heroically rescue her singlehandedly from her cross in the Bronx (with a minor, insignificant assist from the SWAT team and the FDNY and the EMTs and the State Police and..). Then the Sultan lets her off at the last minute in Constantinople (or is it Istanbul?). Now you of all people take her down alive and well.
In honor of this occasion and in view of your responsible and pro-social conduct I am recommending that you receive a coveted New York State Execution License. If I'd known you were going to take her and Marcella down alive from those trees, I would never have busted you- With deepest respect, Stan Goldman
PS-I didn't really cause the Crash of 2013, but I thought I'd be a gentleman for a change and help Moore out by taking the rap. But we know she didn't cause it either (though I'm pretty sure she took that doughnut I was saving in my desk drawer). Obviously it was the Russians who did it.
You can't buy a drink at the Tree estate bar... It is always open and free...
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...but not without peril.
My contract was for 48 hours. It was up to Barb to survive or not. She did well...
Barb likes McDonald's during road trips... now you are saying she is Ronald McDonald???Don't to sure!
Some people are nasty ... very nasty.
Truly nasty!
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They are nasty people, trust me!
Barb likes McDonald's during road trips... now you are saying she is Ronald McDonald???
Put it in your will... you ain't dead yet...View attachment 539817 Yes, I know she doesn’t look well but she isn’t dead. Dead women aren’t tumescent. Barb danced with death but did not succumb.
Has all the makings of a great epitaph.
“Tumescent she lived, tumescent she died”
Tree-Did I read that right? You crucified Barb but took her down before she died? I'm stunned
View attachment 539821 Oh, it's already this little French turkey ! Guilty is GUILTY , you dumb French girly !!!
YOU're guilty to be a stupid blond !
Well deserved! Wragg wreally wrelished every moment!Thanks for all the views, likes, and comments. Ol' Tree will sleep and look forward to commenting on your threads!!!
Well deserved! Wragg wreally wrelished every moment!
Thank you both!!!Nice story (with exciting pics!). Thanks, Tree!
Definitely a highlight - love it! Another great Tale from Thehangingtree! Well done.This pisses off Tree who pulls his .44 Magnum revolver and says “Either you hand me the cash now or in all this excitement I can’t remember if I am to send you home a eunuch or make your wife a widow. But since this a 44 Magnum, one of the most powerful handguns in the world you have to ask yourself ‘do you feel luck’. Well, do you punk?”
Tree was promptly paid. He changes into his work clothes and carried Barb to the waiting ambulance.
Nice work!
I thought it was yours!!!Nice work!
It is entitled, 'Happy Birthday Kathy!'
http://www.cruxforums.com/xf/threads/member-birthdays.5321/page-58#post-319156