Caption Competition

[admihoek]

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"Damn it, what's taking so long? He was just running down to Home Depot to get nails. I'll bet he stopped to look at lawn mowers."

not mowers but acorns......................sure

 

[Yupar]

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"Pity me please..i'm ur queen..arrrhaaarr..."
"Sorry your majesty..that's your husband's order...to torture u till death...on tis cross...so he may enjoy wz new queen..."