RacingRodent
Consul
Warning unlimited rodent madness follows
Too much beer Goggles?
She swore to me she was just eighteen
I feared she was barely legal
But being so hot I forgave her quite a lot
And soon my morals had melted and run like treacle
She sucked my cock like Brighton Rock
And fucked it like a dildo
So imagine my fright when I saw in the obituary writ
She was that night eighty two and a little bit
Now she may have lied about her age
And turned back time but not the grave
Still she remembered me in her will though
She swore to me she was just eighteen
I feared she was barely legal
But being so hot I forgave her quite a lot
And soon my morals had melted and run like treacle
She sucked my cock like Brighton Rock
And fucked it like a dildo
So imagine my fright when I saw in the obituary writ
She was that night eighty two and a little bit
Now she may have lied about her age
And turned back time but not the grave
Still she remembered me in her will though