Limericks

[twonines]

What fate for Barb lies in store?
Monty will make it unpleasant for sure.
Her constant complaining,
Will earn her a caning,
And probably a great deal Moore.

 

[montycrusto]

This slavegirl I bought, so unruly,
I’ll enjoy treating her very cruelly,
She’ll soon feel the hiss
Of the branding-iron’s kiss
And she’ll know she’s my property, truly.

 

[twonines]

On her tight little, the large "M" mark,
Stands out, livid and stark.
Burnt by the hot iron,
With no shoulder to cry on,
Being a slave is no walk in the park.

 

[montycrusto]

The “M” on her tight little butt
Will remind her she’s Monty’s own slut.
She looks rather sweet,
On her knees at my feet,
Mouth open, tongue out and eyes shut.

 

[twonines]

In the picture that Monty sees,
She`s naked, down on her knees.
Of her, he`s not dismissive
`Cos she`s his submissive,
And worth every penny of the fees.

 

[montycrusto]

Round her neck, a thick collar of steel,
It’s a weight she will constantly feel.
The shackles and chain
Make it perfectly plain
She’s my permanent sex slave, for real.

 

[twonines]

Restrained by the unyielding chain,
It is futile for her to complain.
It will inevitably follow,
That her pride she must swallow,
Or feel the lash of the cane.

 

[Zungur]

A slave girl should never be gagged

No matter how tiresome she nagged

I need the lips of her mouth

As well as those further south

And her moaning is sweet music, when she’s shagged

 

[montycrusto]

A slave girl should never be gagged

No matter how tiresome she nagged

I need the lips of her mouth

As well as those further south

And her moaning is sweet music, when she’s shagged

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Nice drawing too!

 

[Zungur]

Nice drawing too!

It was meant as a response to your post with the drawing. But until I had finished drawing and writing, there were umpteen new poems posted. It's a really creative bunch here.

 

[montycrusto]

@Zungur has made a fine post,
With the great drawing skill he can boast.
His nicely drawn pic
Of a girl sucking dick,
Makes me think of my work titled “ghost”:

 

[montycrusto]

Four days since Barb disappeared..
I hope there is naught to be feared..
Barb, please come back,
I’ll cut you some slack!
Not having you here is just weird!

 

[montycrusto]

Barb went to fair Illinois,
She said “Windy City, Ahoy!
I’m down in Chicago
Despite an embargo
On tight little bundles of joy!”

 

[twonines]

Barb is the one we all miss,
There is no doubt about this.
We hope she`ll enjoy
Being there in Illinois,
And that there is nothing amiss.

 

[twonines]

Is Barb on a secret mission?
We don`t expect an admission.
If she`s been caught,
Her future is fraught
And one of pain and submission.

 

[Cran]

I'm not so expieranced with rhyme,
so here I attempt the first time.
In this thread I here write,
I hope Barb is alright,
to see her return is sublime.

Seriously, I am concerned by her sudden absence, although probably a premature concern. This thread seems to be the only place where it is discussed, so I coudn't contribute without writing a limerick.
Did Barb actually go to Illionis, or is it a reference to a story on the forums.

 

[Cran]

Is illonis where Barb is,
to have set aside the crucifixion biz?
If any does know,
to this thread they should go,
to rectify my simple quiz.

 

[montycrusto]

Is illonis where Barb is,
to have set aside the crucifixion biz?
If any does know,
to this thread they should go,
to rectify my simple quiz.

We think she’s gone to Chicago..
Travelling via Wells Fargo,
She packed a six-shooter
But forgot her computer
Apparently; what a farrago!

 

[Cran]

We think she’s gone to Chicago..
Travelling via Wells Fargo,
She packed a six-shooter
But forgot her computer
Apparently; what a farrago!

Is what you write is confirmed and sincere,
and do we truly have nothing to fear,
or is this simply a joke,
and having a poke,
and from Barbaria, we are still yet to hear?

 

[montycrusto]

Is what you write is confirmed and sincere,
and do we truly have nothing to fear,
or is this simply a joke,
and having a poke,
and from Barbaria, we are still yet to hear?

Indeed, from Barb I’ve not heard,
But with others I have conferred.
They all seem to say
That Barb is away
And to worry would be absurd.