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BraveBarb’s dragged to London, and there,
She’s exhibited in the town square.
Locked in the stocks
She is forced to suck cocks,
And lick pussies, just to be fair.
 
Then, the real torture will start,
As skilled torturers practice their art...
She’ll look rather fetching
On a rack while she’s stretching,
(Well, she wanted to extend her part!)
 
The lead actress will start to complain:
“Hey! I didn’t sign up for real pain!”
I’ll reply “yes you did;
In small print it was hid.
You’d have checked if you had half a brain”
 
At the end, Barb is burned at the stake.
We’ll shoot it for real, in one take.
If we get it just right
Then everyone might
Just assume that it’s all been a fake.
 
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No doubt, Barb's demise, very tragic,
From wounds most haemorrhagic,
Will cause bitter tears
And mascara smears
As it works its powerful magic.
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Well we're now on page sixty-six,
That's God knows how many limericks.
We somehow keep going..
Why? there's no knowing..
I guess we're just needing our fix.
 
montycrusto said:
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It's the Blue-State Girl-hunting season,
When Arkansas men have good reason,
To boldly go forth
To the Democrat North,
And enslave any girl deemed "cockteasin'".

(dedicated to @Barbaria1 and @thehangingtree ) :p
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This seems like a jolly wheeze,
But to imply that Barb`s a cock tease?
Your ears will burn,
Demerits you`ll earn,
And you`ll probably end on your knees.
 
I think it's a pretty safe bet,
That Barb will end up in their net,
Then sold off in chains
To a man with no brains
Who will keep her locked up as a pet.
 

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Time for nice memories... https://www.cruxforums.com/xf/threads/traffic-violation-saturday.6121/ Ah yes, one of my classic efforts. Thanks for posting, Madi. :)
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@Apostate says "Don't doomscroll,
It's probably bad for your soul.
Just switch off your phone
And go make a bitch moan,
Or pursue any meaningful goal."
 
montycrusto said:
Since @Praefectus Praetorio ’s away,
He won’t be embarrassed if I say,
That his wonderful stories
Are among the chief glories
That cruxforums has on display.
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There’s no denying it
Prpr’s stories are a hit
They’re always great
Nothing to hate
And pleasantly full of wit
 
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