Are you casting our Barb as a clone,Ok not a Limerick but whatever, shut up.
‘Twas in the Twin Cities,
Where the girls have nice titties,
I first set my eyes on sweet Barbara Moore-Tree.
As she drove her old motor
All around Minnesota,
Giving blowjobs for cash and demerits for free.
It might be a little bit troublin’,Are you casting our Barb as a clone,
Of the famous Molly Malone?
Playing the part,
Of the Tart with the Cart,
You can bet she`s sure to moan.
It might be a little bit troublin’,
But my demerits will soon be Dublin.
I’ll tease and provoke ‘er
With a poetry poker,
Till with demerit-rage she be bubblin’
THAT DID IT!In Dublin, Barb hustles and bustles,
She`s not selling cockles and mussels.
She hands demerits out,
With a petulant pout,
And flexes her tight little muscles.
RESULT!!!THAT DID IT!
How could I not enthuse,Always cruising for a bruising
Monty seems to be choosing
A rhyme here
A rhyme there
I hardly find them amusing