Now This Just Isn't Funny

[Praefectus Praetorio]

It should be pointed out here that under recent California law, the second option here"

is required to avoid a rape charge for kissing your wife!

 

[phlebas]

"When I said I needed to wash my hair, this isn't what I had in mind!"

 

[connoisseurs]

Without comment

Looking at this I´m uncertain. Is that a bj?

 

[Barbaria1]

Without comment

Perhsps it’s meant as a “dumb blonde” joke?

 

[l'bogo]

This photograph is completely wrong:
the girl is holding the seat post tube and the saddle mounted on it,

looking at the bike you see a seatpost tube well stuck in the rear tube of the frame, it is likely that there is also the saddle under the ass of the blonde ...

 

[Jollyrei]

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This photograph is completely wrong:
the girl is holding the seat post tube and the saddle mounted on it,

looking at the bike you see a seatpost tube well stuck in the rear tube of the frame, it is likely that there is also the saddle under the ass of the blonde ...

What fun is that?!

 

[phlebas]

Will you have some c . . .cu . . . cake?

She's hinting.


She's hinting even harder

 

[Barbaria1]

Will you have some c . . .cu . . . cake?

She's hinting.
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She's hinting even harder
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No comment

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

Will you have some c . . .cu . . . cake?

She's hinting.
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She's hinting even harder
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For someone like me with a terrible sweet tooth?? But with Type II, the pussy would be healthier.

 

[Barbaria1]

Will you have some c . . .cu . . . cake?

She's hinting.
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She's hinting even harder
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This falls under the heading "have your cake and eat it too"

 

[ShadowWolf]

This falls under the heading "have your cake and eat it too"

Due to the variety of delicious cakes out there I would think you would have to have the cake you like in order for that heading to apply. Of course it could take a long time to get through the cakes if you enjoy such a rich and delicious variety

 

[connoisseurs]

I would follow her without handcuffs

Womens messages are often puzzling

In a perfect world...

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

I would follow her without handcuffs
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Womens messages are often puzzling
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In a perfect world...
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A man can only dream!

In fact he has to, he can't do much else.

When people used to ask me how things were going with my wife, I'd answer, "Can't complain; she wouldn't listen anyhow,"

 

[Barbaria1]

In a perfect world...

Thankfully ... THAT never happens!

 

[Eulalia]

I would follow her without handcuffs

Into all the most expensive shops in the city -
nice watch already, nice dress - what next, shoes? jewellery?

 

[connoisseurs]

Into all the most expensive shops in the city -
nice watch already, nice dress - what next, shoes? jewellery?

I´m not the typ who is obsessed with appearances. I´m more interested in what lies beneath. In this case directly beneath the dress.

 

[Eulalia]

I´m not the typ who is obsessed with appearances. I´m more interested in what lies beneath. In this case directly beneath the dress.

and not far beneath that one!

 

[Praefectus Praetorio]

and not far beneath that one!

They say beauty is only skin deep! I say OK!

 

[Crux-Emperor Baracus X]

 

[Jollyrei]