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Now This Just Isn't Funny
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Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
In a convent in Ireland, the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried giving her warm milk to drink but she refused it. One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen.
Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. Back at Mother Superior's bed, they held the glass to her lips.
The frail nun drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop.
As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader . " Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, "Please give us some of your wisdom before you leave us." She raised herself up in bed on one elbow, looked at them and said:
" NEVER SELL THAT COW."
Then, remembering a bottle of Irish Whiskey that had been received as a gift the previous Christmas, she opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk. Back at Mother Superior's bed, they held the glass to her lips.
The frail nun drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had finished the whole glass down to the last drop.
As her eyes brightened, the nuns thought it would be a good opportunity to have one last talk with their spiritual leader . " Mother," the nuns asked earnestly, "Please give us some of your wisdom before you leave us." She raised herself up in bed on one elbow, looked at them and said:
" NEVER SELL THAT COW."
Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
France, 1959. Kids playing with the guillotine. And they say that today’s video games are violent!
Enjoying a meal in the car while getting cooled air piped in the car. This is a drive-in restaurant, in Texas, 1957.
MGM opening credits in the making, 1928. Yes, that’s how they did it!
Enjoying a meal in the car while getting cooled air piped in the car. This is a drive-in restaurant, in Texas, 1957.
MGM opening credits in the making, 1928. Yes, that’s how they did it!
Crux-Emperor Baracus X
Rectidolor
The last one could be described as a Coronavirus Outfit ??
Migoz2
Senator
CSI (Culled Squirrel Investigation) are on the case.
Rias
Neko Girl
oho me think was gang of squirrels reckonings all becuse of peanuts again squirrel gangsta meow!!!!!
Migoz2
Senator
A squirrel-on-squirrel attack! Vicious!oho me think was gang of squirrels reckonings all becuse of peanuts again squirrel gangsta meow!!!!!
Rias
Neko Girl
RacingRodent
Consul
A squirrel-on-squirrel attack! Vicious!
Death from above!
sympazero2
Cruciformae Studiosus
Scuse me, miss, would you mind crossing your feet?
We're running a little low on nails? Thanks.
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We're running a little low on nails? Thanks.
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Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
The right way to handle a car thief
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Praefectus Praetorio
R.I.P. Brother of the Quill
You gals don't know the difficulty of social distancing for us guys:
Are you practicing safesix?
What would we do without a rear mirror to hang on?
Are you practicing safesix?
What would we do without a rear mirror to hang on?
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
SAS - Special Air Squirrels.
So small, they infiltrate enemy lines without their opponents noticing it!
malins
Stumbling Seeker
Also they have the advantage of a built-in parachute which enables rapid deployment...SAS - Special Air Squirrels.
So small, they infiltrate enemy lines without their opponents noticing it!
RacingRodent
Consul
Can also serve as a tent half, seriously you do not want to be out in the wilds without one of those.
Migoz2
Senator
Where does one put the pole?
RacingRodent
Consul
Suffice to say, it is self erecting