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It is a well-known fact that women, over the age of 35, lose most of their appeal and respond by becoming more temperamental and complaining. sadly many of these women have a man trapped into marriage with them. Here is a wise, kind, and understanding saint man giving much-needed advice to those husbands.
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"Another symptom of aging is complaining." - hear that @Barbaria1 ?
 
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Praefectus Praetorio said:
It is a well-known fact that women, over the age of 35, lose most of their appeal and respond by becoming more temperamental and complaining. sadly many of these women have a man trapped into marriage with them. Here is a wise, kind, and understanding saint man giving much-needed advice to those husbands.
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Covid-19? Sounds unlikely! There are only 18 holes on a golf course!:confused::sherlock:
 
Hmm, draw your own conclusions
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Positive thinking
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One jump ahead
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This happened to me.

Note On The Fridge

I came home from the golf course today.
She had left a note on the refrigerator:
"IT'S NOT WORKING, I can't take it anymore!!
Gone to stay with my mother."

I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold...

What the fuck is she talking about?
 
Praefectus Praetorio said:
This happened to me.

Note On The Fridge

I came home from the golf course today.
She had left a note on the refrigerator:
"IT'S NOT WORKING, I can't take it anymore!!
Gone to stay with my mother."

I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold...

What the fuck is she talking about?
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Trouble:
Wife says : "I go back to my mother!" and she leaves.:roto2palm::roto2cafe:

More trouble (a few days later) :
Wife says : "I'am coming back!" and she walks in.:rota2:
 
Light reading!
 

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Loxuru said:
Sadly, getting old is still the only way to live long! :roto2nuse:
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Very true. Here is another take on -

Aging

I hit the golf ball any way I can and laugh if it goes in the lake. That's the breaks. I'm just happy I can still hit that golf ball.

As I've aged, I've become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself. I've become my own friend. I have seen too many dear friends leave this world, too soon; before they understood the great freedom that comes with aging.

Whose business is it, if I choose to read, or play on the computer until 4 AM, or sleep until noon? I will dance with myself to those wonderful tunes of the '50s, '60s, and '70s, and if I, at the same time, wish to weep over a lost love, I will.

I will walk the beach, in a swimsuit that is stretched over a bulging body, and will dive into the waves, with abandon if I choose to, despite the pitying glances from the jet set. They too, will get old.

I know I am sometimes forgetful. But there again, some of life is just as well forgotten. And, I eventually remember the important things.

Sure, over the years, my heart has been broken. How can your heart not break, when you lose a loved one, or when a child suffers, or even when somebody's beloved pet passes? But, broken hearts are what give us strength, and understanding, and compassion. A heart never broken, is pristine, and sterile, and will never know the joy of being imperfect.

I am so blessed to have lived long enough to have my hair turning gray, and to have my youthful laughs be forever etched into deep grooves on my face. So many have never laughed, and so many have died before their hair could turn silver.

As you get older, it is easier to be positive. You care less about what other people think. I don't question myself anymore. I've even earned the right to be wrong.

So, to answer your question, I like being old. It has set me free. I like the person I have become. I am not going to live forever, but while I am still here, I will not waste time lamenting what could have been, or worrying about what will be. And I shall eat dessert every single day (if I feel like it).

MAY OUR FRIENDSHIP NEVER COME APART, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S STRAIGHT FROM THE HEART!
As TO GETTING OLDER, went for my first “in-person” 6-month checkup yesterday, the nurse (who looked to be at least 18yrs old) said, “ You have the prettiest white hair”. Told her Thank You, I’ve had a lot of GOOD Times getting it.
 
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