Odds And Ends And Anything You Fancy

[wulf]

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These young best friends got married to each other, bigamy laws be damned. They want to be together for the rest of their lives and enjoy each other's company.

I always cry at weddings, especially the ones I wasn't invited to... like this one.

 

[ralmcg]

I always cry at weddings, especially the ones I wasn't invited to... like this one.

I will admit the marriage story is fiction. It would be interesting to see 16 best friends having a wedding ceremony for real, even if the law doesn't recognize the marriage.

 

[wulf]

I will admit the marriage story is fiction. It would be interesting to see 16 best friends having a wedding ceremony for real, even if the law doesn't recognize the marriage.

It's possibly legal even here in the US, in states where same sex marriage is legal.....as long as the two parties are not first or second generation blood relatives.
Best friends marry all the time, btw.

 

[ralmcg]

It's possibly legal even here in the US, in states where same sex marriage is legal.....as long as the two parties are not first or second generation blood relatives.
Best friends marry all the time, btw.

I am talking about being married to more than one person at the same time. The US still has bigamy laws, which makes polygamy illegal.

 

[wulf]

Personal Milestone today; I was a pack a day smoker for 55 years. On Dec. 8, 2016 I quit cold turkey. At the rate I was smoking at the time, and the price I was paying per pack, I have since saved a total of $10,493.75 . A good amount of return for the effort, not to mention adding years to my life.
I'm posting this to encourage others who might want to quit as well. Don't try to quit... just do it, and you might just surprise yourself and succeed.

 

[Loxuru]

Personal Milestone today; I was a pack a day smoker for 55 years. On Dec. 8, 2016 I quit cold turkey. At the rate I was smoking at the time, and the price I was paying per pack, I have since saved a total of $10,493.75 . A good amount of return for the effort, not to mention adding years to my life.
I'm posting this to encourage others who might want to quit as well. Don't try to quit... just do it, and you might just surprise yourself and succeed.

Congratulations with your personal milestone and succeeding it!

 

[Gibbs505]

Personal Milestone today; I was a pack a day smoker for 55 years. On Dec. 8, 2016 I quit cold turkey. At the rate I was smoking at the time, and the price I was paying per pack, I have since saved a total of $10,493.75 . A good amount of return for the effort, not to mention adding years to my life.
I'm posting this to encourage others who might want to quit as well. Don't try to quit... just do it, and you might just surprise yourself and succeed.

Well done!! Now have a beer to celebrate!

 

[Loxuru]

Well done!! Now have a beer to celebrate!

Let's not bring him on bad ideas, now!

 

[wulf]

Well done!! Now have a beer to celebrate!

Let's not bring him on bad ideas, now!
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Thanks guys. Unfortunately I gave up alcohol as well... 20 years ago actually. I still like the ladies though, does that count?

 

[Gibbs505]

Thanks guys. Unfortunately I gave up alcohol as well... 20 years ago actually. I still like the ladies though, does that count?

Absoluty! You are a better man than I, Gunga Din!

 

[Loxuru]

Thanks guys. Unfortunately I gave up alcohol as well... 20 years ago actually. I still like the ladies though, does that count?

You already gave up alcohol and smoking! If you would quit the ladies too, your chances to reach the 100 years are becoming slim!

 

[twonines]

"Doctor if I give up eating meat, alcohol and sex will I live any longer."
"No, but it will certainly seem like it."

 

[wulf]

You already gave up alcohol and smoking! If you would quit the ladies too, your chances to reach the 100 years are becoming slim!

I hear that living to 100 is highly overrated.

 

[wulf]

Absoluty! You are a better man than I, Gunga Din!

Nah, not really. Just motivated... surprising what you can accomplish when you have no other options.

 

[Naraku]

My philosophy:
Eat in moderation.
Avoid fats and cholesterol.
Don't smoke.
Drink in moderation.
Get lots of exercise.
And you're still going to die.

 

[Loxuru]

My philosophy:
Eat in moderation.
Avoid fats and cholesterol.
Don't smoke.
Drink in moderation.
Get lots of exercise.
And you're still going to die.

And you don't just die!
You always die of something!

If we just could avoid that 'something').

 

[phlebas]

The Tasmanian Tiger is supposed to be extinct


But I'm not sure, look at this pic.


The dog. I'm referring to the dog. Also, I have exactly the same chairs in my own back yard.

Oh yes, there's a naked woman in the pic as well. Don't let that distract you.

 

[Jackie1111]

I suffered a severe punishment this afternoon. I was paddled so hard my ass is now covered in bruises. Plus I received a sickening mouth soaping for using filthy language.

 

[Gibbs505]

I suffered a severe punishment this afternoon. I was paddled so hard my ass is now covered in bruises. Plus I received a sickening mouth soaping for using filthy language.

Naughty girl, I love it!
Will that affect your dancing?

 

[wulf]

Naughty girl, I love it!
Will that affect your dancing?

Shouldn't affect her dancing, but she'll likely be blowing bubbles.