Let’s be honest here- Barbaria is screwed by her posts showing her abject lust for Roxie and Siss and Siss’ defiant speech did not leave much wiggle-room for an appeal either. The famed attorney Gloria Almostred took Roxie’s case not on the thought she would be paid but for the press coverage. When the appeal process ended Almostred called a press conference to announce the results of the appeal. Roxie was brought into the conference room with her hands cuffed behind her back. Hundreds of flashes went off startling her and momentarily blinding her.
She would have been bewildered by such attention clothed but being brought out bound and naked was humiliating. Even though she had been marched to court chained and naked, this is nothing she would become used to. Besides when she went to court Siss and Barb were with her to give her strength. Gloria Almostred seated her at a table littered with microphones. As she helped slide Roxie’s chair forward one reporter called out “Can we assume you did not get Roxanne off the hook?”
Almostred shot him an icy glare and said “Does it look like I got her off, you dumbass?”
Let’s listen into the press conference…
Were you able to get her punishment reduced?
“I was fortunate to even get an appeal heard after the crap defense Tree presented.”
Does that mean you were unable to get her sentence reduced from death on a cross?
“I was not.”
What did you base your appeal on?
“First there was the completely incompetent defense presented by that drunk, Tree. I argue for a new trial but the Director of Judicial Affairs for the IMA (Ed. note- Imperial Moral Authority, the governing body if the IMF) sited the volumes of evidence and determined even a brilliant attorney such as myself could not have avoided Roxanne’s conviction.
“I then pointed out that Roxanne has been a member of Crux Forums only since late June of 2014 and likely did not understand being the lesbian whore slut that she is could get her in such trouble.”
What was the Director’s reply?
“It was something on the order of ‘Gloria, you really aren’t going to use the ignorance of the law excuse, are you?’”
What did you do then?
“I offered to get on my knees and suck his cock if showed Roxanne mercy.”
And?
“He laughed and said “Why would I want you to do that when I can have the Bailiff Ulrika?”
May we ask Roxanne questions?
“Certainly but due to her status if you address her directly, you must do so as ‘condemned cunt’ instead of using her given name.”
Rox… umm… Condemned cunt, how does it feel that you will be executed on a cross less than a year after you joined the Crux Forums?”
“I’m going to be sick” Roxie said as she as she struggled to her feet to leave the press conference…
Tree
Gloria Almostred is based on the American attorney Gloria Allred that seems to get involved with any case (or non-case) that is widely covered by cable news. She is as ubiquitous as Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson if more than a few networks show up…
She would have been bewildered by such attention clothed but being brought out bound and naked was humiliating. Even though she had been marched to court chained and naked, this is nothing she would become used to. Besides when she went to court Siss and Barb were with her to give her strength. Gloria Almostred seated her at a table littered with microphones. As she helped slide Roxie’s chair forward one reporter called out “Can we assume you did not get Roxanne off the hook?”
Almostred shot him an icy glare and said “Does it look like I got her off, you dumbass?”
Let’s listen into the press conference…
Were you able to get her punishment reduced?
“I was fortunate to even get an appeal heard after the crap defense Tree presented.”
Does that mean you were unable to get her sentence reduced from death on a cross?
“I was not.”
What did you base your appeal on?
“First there was the completely incompetent defense presented by that drunk, Tree. I argue for a new trial but the Director of Judicial Affairs for the IMA (Ed. note- Imperial Moral Authority, the governing body if the IMF) sited the volumes of evidence and determined even a brilliant attorney such as myself could not have avoided Roxanne’s conviction.
“I then pointed out that Roxanne has been a member of Crux Forums only since late June of 2014 and likely did not understand being the lesbian whore slut that she is could get her in such trouble.”
What was the Director’s reply?
“It was something on the order of ‘Gloria, you really aren’t going to use the ignorance of the law excuse, are you?’”
What did you do then?
“I offered to get on my knees and suck his cock if showed Roxanne mercy.”
And?
“He laughed and said “Why would I want you to do that when I can have the Bailiff Ulrika?”
May we ask Roxanne questions?
“Certainly but due to her status if you address her directly, you must do so as ‘condemned cunt’ instead of using her given name.”
Rox… umm… Condemned cunt, how does it feel that you will be executed on a cross less than a year after you joined the Crux Forums?”
“I’m going to be sick” Roxie said as she as she struggled to her feet to leave the press conference…
Tree
Gloria Almostred is based on the American attorney Gloria Allred that seems to get involved with any case (or non-case) that is widely covered by cable news. She is as ubiquitous as Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson if more than a few networks show up…
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