The Chronicle Of Sir Rupert And The Lost Cross

[RacingRodent]

But be careful to ask for too much red blood.

Blood, blood
Glorious blood
Nothing quite like it for oozing dirt into mud

Time to get all sanguinary?

 

[Wragg]

Ah! Something or someone rises to the occasion!
But be careful to ask for too much red blood.
It could only be ours or your own.
You wouldn't want to know what flows in the veins of the demon Kibonreju and you wouldn't even want to think of asking of the properties of certain other fluids.

I fear Barb knows more than she'd like to about that subject....

 

[malins]

I fear Barb knows more than she'd like to about that subject

Let me put your mind at ease about one particular worry here.
This Demon and woman - whether mortal or undying...

...the pairing is not fertile.
The Gods may be crazy and cruel but not that cruel.

 

[RacingRodent]

Let me put your mind at ease about one particular worry here.
This Demon and woman - whether mortal or undying...

...the pairing is not fertile.
The Gods may be crazy and cruel but not that cruel.

Oh it was made clear a while back that Kibonreju is only capable of leering not pairing

 

[Wragg]

Let me put your mind at ease about one particular worry here.
This Demon and woman - whether mortal or undying...

...the pairing is not fertile.
The Gods may be crazy and cruel but not that cruel.

I fear that impotence is a source of K's anger

 

[Eulalia]

so not like a little verse I made up some years ago
(about something that actually doesn't happen in the Kalevala -
but I imagined a grim alternative... ):

Aïno

Aïno knows this time there’s no escape:
The old gnome’s got her where she cannot hide!
She slips her dress off, waits by the waterside,
Showing her pretty bum - for him to rape.

A marriage of cruel pleasure and despair -
The hideous dwarf will make the nymph his bride,
As her body feels his triumph deep inside
She dreads to think what monsters she must bear!

 

[malins]

I fear that impotence is a source of K's anger

All the better! ... as you know I was sleeping peacefully for much of this story!

Honestly I'm not quite sure what to make of the world I found upon awakening, it seems like a feverish dream but the inescapable reality of the pain of my cross tells me it can only be real!
Anyway this is from my memory of General Demonology. So even if he could, hellspawn would not need to be feared.

 

[Repertor]

Oh it was made clear a while back that Kibonreju is only capable of leering not pairing

“Kibonreju, shut your face, you old scumbag. Yes, I know perfectly well what he’s done, thank you. You’re only jealous because Pharaoh had you castrated before he sealed you up in that pyramid!

 

[Repertor]

Anjou is not only Angers , there are so many pretty villages and "Calvaries" where, who knows, a day, you could see Messa hanging ....

After Repertor had seen "Anjou'calvaries" he decided to go there on vacation. He has seen a lot of women in Anjou but to his disappointment none of them was hanging on a cross.
Every time he saw a pretty blonde woman he took off his hat, kissed her hand and said: " Bonjour mademoiselle. My name is Repertor. Are you by any chance Messaline, the Crucified Amazon?"
They all looked at him as if he were mad and they ran away.

 

[Eulalia]

including the one who really was Messaline?

 

[messaline]

including the one who really was Messaline?

The real Messaline is tied to a cross ! Repertor hasn't enough searched .....

 

[thehangingtree]

Let me put your mind at ease about one particular worry here.
This Demon and woman - whether mortal or undying...

...the pairing is not fertile.
The Gods may be crazy and cruel but not that cruel.

who are you calling a 'demon'???


Tree

 

[RacingRodent]

The real Messaline is tied to a cross ! Repertor hasn't enough searched .....

Kissing her hand could be a bit tricky but at least he would have a space to hang his hat

 

[Repertor]

The real Messaline is tied to a cross ! Repertor hasn't enough searched .....

Repertor is not such a good searcher. He is much better in getting things lost.
And he had to search without having a painting.

 

[Repertor]

who are you calling a 'demon'???
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Is this a nightmare? Now there are two of them! Arborius has joined Kibonreju.

 

[Wragg]

Is this a nightmare? Now there are two of them! Arborius has joined Kibonreju.

Ah, but cheer up, Repertor!

On cruxforums the executed can outlive the perpetrator, in this case by several hundred years!

 

[Jollyrei]

Ah, but cheer up, Repertor!

On cruxforums the executed can outlive the perpetrator, in this case by several hundred years!

A great comfort to them, I'm sure.

 

[Repertor]

“Repertor, you IDIOT!!!

Eulalia noted his mood lifting, but didn't comment. People often cheered up around her, even when she was angry.

Now, listen carefully. I have a plan….”

 

[Eulalia]

Eulalia noted his mood lifting, but didn't comment. People often cheered up around her, even when she was angry.

I give merit points, not demerits, and you've got lots for that

We’re not immortal, Malins and I, we’re just long-lived.

The wicked fairy didn't cast an immortality spell on us,
the old hag had no teeth, so she cast an immorality one

 

[malins]

who are you calling a 'demon'???

That? I wouldn't call that a demon, perhaps it's an imp or some other lesser fiend?

A great comfort to them, I'm sure.

In a situation like that you have to take any comfort you get..

the old hag had no teeth, so she cast an immorality one

The great sagas and chronicles often don't like to admit that many pivotal events came about just like that...