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The Trial of Barbaria1
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Fossy
SEXPIOGENTUS
Damn, so much has happened. Sent away by Queen Barb as her special envoy to MI6 in an attempt to secure much needed espionage equipment so that she could make sure that her subjects were infiltrated at all times, suddenly my notifications that her missives had arrived stopped being delivered. Amidst the busy nature of my days; back-to-back meetings, often one-to-one with the glamorous MI6 female agents, I forgot all about Cruxton for a little while. But now I am back only to find that Barb has subjugated the entire place and had many of my former colleagues arrested.
But wait … what’s this. I am being told that she cannot see me because she is indisposed … ‘tied up for a while’, I am told, penetrated by thoughts and feelings that rock both her mind and body …
Oh well, I’ll pop down to the Scullery and see if there’s any spare morsels of something tasty laying around …
But wait … what’s this. I am being told that she cannot see me because she is indisposed … ‘tied up for a while’, I am told, penetrated by thoughts and feelings that rock both her mind and body …
Oh well, I’ll pop down to the Scullery and see if there’s any spare morsels of something tasty laying around …
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Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Plenty of onion soup!
Not impressive. Necessary.
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
Time to start a scullery maids union!Not impressive. Necessary.
Fossy
SEXPIOGENTUS
Why did @montycrusto have his scullery made/maid backwards? ... so he could watch tv at the same time ... I thank you ... I'm here all week (Old ones are the gold ones) ...Time to start a scullery maids union!
Outlawed before it even gets started!Time to start a scullery maids union!
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montycrusto
Guest
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
We intensify our scullery rebellion! Bring in the piles of garlic and Brussels sprouts!Outlawed before it even gets started!
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
No problemo! The scullery is ours, and so are the food stocks of Cruxton Abbey, AND the Riesling cellar! No one out, no more Riesling out! A votre santé, Your Majesty!
Doragon
Tribune
We intensify our scullery rebellion! Bring in the piles of garlic and Brussels sprouts!
There must be something in the Geneva Convention that prohibits that? Perhaps buried somewhere in the small print?Uh-oh, Barb!
Loxuru's developing weapons of gas destruction!
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montycrusto
Guest
The scullery rebellion movement, now known as “Scullidarity”, has a charismatic rebel leader..
His name is Lox Wulusa.
His name is Lox Wulusa.
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Migoz2
Senator
Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
No, There isn't! There is a lot in the Geneva Convention, but it is neither a cooking book nor a scullery maid's manual!