crux_fan776
Executioner
See on my crucifixion, first i want to be kept prisoner totally naked and barefoot in a typical concrete jail cell for atleast 1 to 3 years!!.then on my nailing day id want something to sit on my cross to take all the weight off my arms so i can breathe. Id want a woman whos maybe 30 35 to nail me, using the long but those normal small diameter silver colored nails you get at every hardware store. That way they dont hurt as much going in. (Im a baby for pain). Id want her to then bend my knees back at 90 degree angles. And nail my ankles to side of cross so my bottoms of feet are visible to all. And having my seat on the cross to take all tge weight off my arms means i could last for many weeks up there!!! Getting to enjoy the experiemce for long time ."Would you like the large nails or the small diameter nails so they hurt less going in?"
Oh, definitely the larger nails, Crux_fan. I think they would hold me up better. (But you're right. I'm sure they would hurt more too.)