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Impaled on the maypole or beaten to death by Morris dancersOr be crucified on the town Green?
Impaled on the maypole or beaten to death by Morris dancersOr be crucified on the town Green?
Hey didn’t I write a story about a traditional English country crucifixion?Impaled on the maypole or beaten to death by Morris dancers
Are you asking me? You should know!Hey didn’t I write a story about a traditional English country crucifixion?
It’s here, you wazzock!Are you asking me? You should know!
Holy shit, I think I’ve been self-isolating too longIt’s here, you wazzock!
"carnival Queen" - (crux Story By Montycrusto)
Part 1 It was the end of summer. Weary, yellowing foliage hung on the boughs, longing for autumn’s release. In the fields around the small West-Country town, fleets of combine harvesters and tractors worked the land, gathering, cutting, baling, storing. The October sun shone brightly on the...www.cruxforums.com
We are not so cruel, but at Peover in Cheshire, there is a pub called the "Whipping Stocks", adjacent to, youv`e guessed it, the original whipping stocks for the village.Or be crucified on the town Green?
It’s here, you wazzock!
"carnival Queen" - (crux Story By Montycrusto)
Part 1 It was the end of summer. Weary, yellowing foliage hung on the boughs, longing for autumn’s release. In the fields around the small West-Country town, fleets of combine harvesters and tractors worked the land, gathering, cutting, baling, storing. The October sun shone brightly on the...www.cruxforums.com
Holy shit, I think I’ve been self-isolating too long
I think this is the pub sign. I look forward to pubs re-opening..We are not so cruel, but at Peover in Cheshire, there is a pub called the "Whipping Stocks", adjacent to, youv`e guessed it, the original whipping stocks for the village.
I`m sure we could arrange for you to receive an appropriate punishment there.
No opportunity to show off Barb`s tight little should ever be missed!I think this is the pub sign. I look forward to pubs re-opening..
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of course they could lower the pillory a bit, to show @Barbaria1 ‘s tight little off to its best advantage..
I can just imagine her rosy cheeks glowing in the dappled sunlight of a Cheshire afternoon...No opportunity to show off Barb`s tight little should ever be missed!
Come on @Barbaria1 don’t keep the whipper waiting, we want you whipped and burned at the stake before teatime!I can just imagine her rosy cheeks glowing in the dappled sunlight of a Cheshire afternoon...
I prefer my steak medium rareburned at the stake
You’re saying Barb isn’t rare? For shame, sir.. Why she is as rare as uhhh.. rabbit’s eggs? Toilet rolls?I prefer my steak medium rare
Or suitably tenderised at the very least.I prefer my steak medium rare
of course they could lower the pillory a bit, to show @Barbaria1 ‘s tight little off to its best advantage..
No opportunity to show off Barb`s tight little should ever be missed!
I can just imagine her rosy cheeks glowing in the dappled sunlight of a Cheshire afternoon...
Come on @Barbaria1 don’t keep the whipper waiting, we want you whipped and burned at the stake before teatime!
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You’re saying Barb isn’t rare? For shame, sir.. Why she is as rare as uhhh.. rabbit’s eggs? Toilet rolls?
The coffee in Vancouver and Victoria is pretty good, if I recall. I think the main thing was that Canada refused to pay for special security for them, and with the borders closing, they wouldn't be able to do Hollywood stuff.But to far more important matters: Harry, Megan & Archie have moved to California permanently, just before the borders closed. Is the coffee better there than BC?
Meanwhile, I'm staying in and chatting on CF, the last available outdoor entertainment in Leeds has closed down:
Interestingly, the emergency support benefits announced by the Canadian government would seem to provide income support to sex workers who can't work because of COVID (either due to the illness, or because of the economic impacts). We're becoming more like the Netherlands all the time.I do hope the workers will be eligible for unemployment insurance until they can get back on their backs again
It doesn't matter if you forget that. Wragg, OS, and the other English members will remember for you.Or be crucified on the town Green?
It’s a special offer!Wait a minute! This was only supposed to be a flogging! No one said anything about stakes and fire!!!!!!