It’s better to be crucified for some crime, you will know why you are dying here, and if you are crucified innocent, you will think that I did something wrong and why I was crucified
I get your point, just going about your business and being dragged in and crucified for no reason is a bit silly and dumb, even if you enjoy crucifixion, you do at least desire to know why!! Thats why many of those on this thread offer a crime as reason to be crucified. I don't like this method as there's no guarantee that crucifixion will be your sentence. So my plan is to carry out a calculated act to manipulate events to put myself there. The options for this that I can think of are:
1. Approaching the crucifixion executioner group to request to be crucified.
2. As above except bribing them with a specially saved sum.
3. Using some kind of influential contact with power to order my crucifixion if such a contact exits.
4. Sneaking myself in, whether it means swapping myself with someone I look similar enough to in a cell or just dressing up as a prisoner and joining the back of a line of prisoners at the beginning of the process (as no whip marks is a giveaway if swapping with someone later on in the process.)
5. A combination of #2 and #4, where if bribing or paying off the executioners as a whole is unfeasible, then bribe off a specific one guard and get him/her to sneak me in and/or swap me with someone of similar appearance.
6. Offering my services of simple labour to the executioners for a time as a contact with my crucifixion as eventual payment.
7. Committing a crime but ONLY if I am 100% sure that crucifixion is the only punishment for that particular crime.
8. Creating a distraction and in that window taking the situation into my own hands, for example, freeing a prisoner, but the deal is they secure me wherever and however they were before they run off.
The hardest thing is to choose the intervention most certain to result in my crucifixion as you only get one shot at this!!