I am dazed and confused. I remember being rescued in a hail of gunfire. Was it Bull or Gunner or maybe even Tree? No, I am confused- Tree never moved that fast!
Where am I? Why can’t I move? Fuck, how did I get here?
This is so screwed up! Why am I so horny in this situation?
I am alone bound to a chair and the seat is wet from pussy oozing like I am in heat. A voice booms over speakers “BARBARA, GIVE UP YOUR CONTACTS!”
“I don’t wear contacts… at least I don’t think I do” I reply.
“VERY FUNNY, MISS MOORE… WE NEED NAMES!”
“Sam, Bill, John… um… Let’s see… add Mike to… OWWW”
I feel something sting my tight little…
-Barbara Moore, time traveler
Barb
The IMF is getting uneasy with Ms. Moore resisting confession and the naming of contacts. There is a heated video conference call. Global Leader Gibbs demands to know why Ms. Moore has yet to confess even after she has been shot full of
Joan Tree’s Horny Potion and a healthy dose of Quaaludes.
Prosecutor Jollyrei assures him it is only a matter of time.
“Time is something we don’t have. I need her confession and some
real names before the Sunday news shows.”
“Well, it’s not my fault” Inquisitor Loruxu snaps back. “I was against giving her LSD with horny potion and now she thinks she has time-traveled here!”
“Had you listened to me instead of Jolly I’d have what you want by now.”
“Jolly, have you an explanation or perhaps even a plan?”
“That I do on both counts. We have had her cellphone records but the pertinent calls were made to pre-paid disposable phones except one. That was the one right before she was arrested. It came from a payphone in Pacific, Missouri….”
“There are still payphones in this country” Gibbs asks.
“Not many, sir, but they are popular with drug dealers and rebels” Jolly explains.
“Then we should demand they are removed” Gibbs roars.
“Sir, it is one thing to go up against the U.S. Government but you do not want the wrath of the payphone lobbyists. The LSD plays into our hands as she claims to have ‘time traveled’. Now you know and everyone else knows that isn’t possible so the bitch must be on drugs. We spiked her blood sample from when she was arrested with LSD so even if she claims we drugged her there is proof she was a ‘stoner’ rebel” Jollyrei brags.
“Will this work before the Sunday news cycle” Global Commander Wragg asks.
“’Will it work’? I assure you it will work! After a few days of
Joan Tree’s Horny Potion the bitch Moore will need sexual release she will give up her own parents!”
“You had better be right” G. L. Wragg says.
“I expect a pay raise for this one” Jollyrei says…
This doesn’t look good for Barb at all…
Tree
I’m just saying…