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Hallowe'en, 2015
By R. Wragg
$20? IT'S A BARGAIN!
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Well, who wouldn't?
What else is there to do with $20?
Hallowe'en, so it is said, is the biggest event of the year at the University of the Virgin Martyrs. Thanksgiving? A mere interruption. Christmas? An inconvenience. But Hallowe'en? Now THAT is worth celebrating!
In a special celebration this year, the Chancellor of the University, World Famous as he is for his generosity of spirit and consideration towards his students, has consented to open up parts of the University.
Tours of thedungeonbasement are available, a snip at $10!
One of the most famous professors at the University, Professor Moore, will be hanging around in the cellar, and for only $20 she will help you to:
So come on, Cruxforumers, it's a once in a lifetime opportunity! Roll up! Roll up! All proceeds to
- Discover the true meaning of the word 'Tumescence', offering practical tips on how to achieve it.
- Help confused and befuddled men to discover an organ that they never knew existed.
- Demonstrate, once and for all, that a shower of cold water does absolutely nothing to diminish a rapacious sexual appetite.
Chancellor WraggThe University Benevolent fund!
Members of the Wragg family will be there, too!
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Happy Hallowe'en to all Cruxforumers!
Happy Halloween Wragg Family and fellow Cruxtations. I'm getting specially undressed for the evening! Xxx