Limericks

[twonines]

Poor Barb is now soaked with sweat,
But will suffer much worse yet.
Juanita won`t fail,
To turn up the scale,
It will soon reach ten, you can bet.

 

[twonines]

Poor Barb is having it rough,
Between bluff and counter bluff.
A helpless pawn,
Wishing she`d never been born,
As things get increasingly tough.

 

[montycrusto]

What a fabulous picture Barb paints,
Of herself locked in steel restraints,
Spreadeagled and nude
In a manner most lewd,
And tortured until she faints!

 

[twonines]

What a fabulous picture Barb paints,
Of herself locked in steel restraints,
Spreadeagled and nude
In a manner most lewd,
And tortured until she faints!

That`s what our Barb does best,
Pursuing pain without rest.
She isn`t fussy
Whether it`s the pussy,
Tight little, or even the chest.

 

[montycrusto]

Juanita says “turn up the voltage,
Let’s give her some powerful joltage!”
Marko says “sure!”,
Turns the dial to four,
And Barb screams at this shocking assaultage.

 

[twonines]

With the President and Leo at a loss,
It`s down to Big Fred and the Boss.
To stop Barb spilling the beans,
They`ll use any necessary means.
For her welfare, they don`t give a toss.

 

[montycrusto]

Big Fred has achieved the goal
To embed with the rebels a mole.
He will soon know where
Is their underground lair,
And what’s left of their hostage, poor soul!

 

[montycrusto]

Twenty-five million in cash,
Or we’ll turn Barbara Moore into ash.
That would be a pity,
As she looks rather pretty
When she’s twisting under the lash!

 

[twonines]

While the brutal rebel faction,
Torture Barb to get a reaction.
They hope two Governments will splash
Large amounts of hard cash.
Juanita does it for her own satisfaction!

 

[twonines]

In a cellar that reeks of fear and stale piss,
Why must Barb suffer like this?
With each passing hour,
The rebels demonstrate their power,
And Juanita, pure unadulterated bliss!

 

[montycrusto]

As she loads up more rocks on the cart,
Kelly feels her whip-injuries smart.
It is, it would seem,
A very harsh regime,
Of which she’s unwillingly part.

 

[twonines]

The subject of Kelly`s narration
Gives young Barb relief from fellation.
She`s dropping a hint,
That the other posh bint,
Is, in fact, some sort of relation.

 

[twonines]

The breaking of Barb wasn`t slow,
Her vaunted pain threshold was low.
As the amperes increased,
Her resistance soon ceased,
And she told them what they wanted to know.

 

[montycrusto]

The breaking of Barb wasn`t slow,
Her vaunted pain threshold was low.
As the amperes increased,
Her resistance soon ceased,
And she told them what they wanted to know.

Love the pun on “resistance “! Top quality limerick

 

[twonines]

In a scenario beyond her worst dreams,
She`d filled that cellar with screams.
Now, naked, unkempt,
She awaits a rescue attempt,
But the situation may not be what it seems.

 

[twonines]

The images the rebels recorded,
By some are faithfully hoarded.
Juanita`s thrilled to bits,
As she caresses Barb`s tits
Before having her waterboarded.

 

[twonines]

The official rescue failed to impress,
In fact, it was a bit of a mess.
Now, to a man,
They`ve adopted Fred`s plan,
For Barb, that could cause even more stress.

 

[twonines]

Barb`s torture, being faithfully recorded,
To Juanita, great pleasure afforded.
The upper class slut,
In her place has been put,
By being both shocked and waterboarded.

 

[twonines]

Barb, once high classed and chic,
A captive for less than a week.
Juanita`s quite sure
That she now has the whore,
Suitably submissive and meek.

 

[montycrusto]

“Operation Snafu” is done,
Congratulations, everyone.
It’s too bad the mission
Was in the wrong position,
Otherwise, I’m sure we’d have won.