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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,'Father, I have a
problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one
thing.'

'What do they say?' the priest asked.

They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a
moment...... 'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your
problem. I have two male talking parrots which I have taught to pray
and read the Bible... Bring your two parrots over to my house and
we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can
teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to
stop saying that phrase in no time.'

'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'

The next day she brought her female parrots to the priest's
house....As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were
inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying... Impressed, she
walked over and placed her parrots in with them...

After a few minutes the female parrots cried out in unison: 'Hi, we're
hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

There was stunned silence...Shocked, one male parrot looked over at
the other male parrot and said. 'Put the beads away, Frank. Our
prayers have been answered'
 
old slave said:
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,'Father, I have a
problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one
thing.'

'What do they say?' the priest asked.

They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a
moment...... 'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your
problem. I have two male talking parrots which I have taught to pray
and read the Bible... Bring your two parrots over to my house and
we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can
teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to
stop saying that phrase in no time.'

'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.'

The next day she brought her female parrots to the priest's
house....As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were
inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying... Impressed, she
walked over and placed her parrots in with them...

After a few minutes the female parrots cried out in unison: 'Hi, we're
hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

There was stunned silence...Shocked, one male parrot looked over at
the other male parrot and said. 'Put the beads away, Frank. Our
prayers have been answered'
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Is God a parrot?:confused:
 
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