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montycrusto
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Well that can happen when an armoured horseman sticks a Lance up your nose.. come to think of it, maybe St.George is giving the dragon a COVID testDid the dragon just vomit up that shrubbery?
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FrankO
Executioner
Mmmm ... I imagine the Medieval Gazette headline went with 'Sadistic Brit Kills Girl's Pet'Happy St. George’s Day!
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I always think of this painting by Uccello, in the National Gallery, London. Note that the princess already has the dragon on a leash. Kinky!
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montycrusto
Guest
Pretty sure any self-respecting tabloid would have pointed out that George was from Syria...
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montycrusto
Guest
.. or did I just see a woman dressed as a mermaid splashing about?
Do mermaids, outside of Disney movies, have to wear tops? I'm sure that the Little Mermaid in Copenhagen doesn't.Either the Coffee Shop is putting something weird in the coffee...
.. or did I just see a woman dressed as a mermaid splashing about?
And here's a rare photo of a mermaid from 1898 (Photo by Gulick):
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Leatherchain
Magistrate
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montycrusto
Guest
There was an impaler called Vlad,
Who was slightly deranged, if not mad.
He got rather spiky
And people said “Crikey!
I do hope it’s only a fad.”
Who was slightly deranged, if not mad.
He got rather spiky
And people said “Crikey!
I do hope it’s only a fad.”
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montycrusto
Guest
A vampire from Transylvania;
Of your blood he’d like to drain ya.
But he hates sunlight
And returns each night
To a box full of soil from Romania.
Of your blood he’d like to drain ya.
But he hates sunlight
And returns each night
To a box full of soil from Romania.
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montycrusto
Guest
Perhaps it would be much bhetto,
To confine to the “Limericks” ghetto,
Such impudent verse,
For better or worse,
So our sins may be swiftly forghetto
To confine to the “Limericks” ghetto,
Such impudent verse,
For better or worse,
So our sins may be swiftly forghetto
Hugin&Munin
Presenter Of Images
You know this night is Walpurgis Night. All witches in the world sit on their brooms and fly to the summit of the Brocken in the Harz Mountains in Germany.
But if there are too many unlit witches flying around at night, there are sometimes accidents.
Of course, modern witches no longer fly around with a primitive broom.
But if there are too many unlit witches flying around at night, there are sometimes accidents.
Of course, modern witches no longer fly around with a primitive broom.
Leatherchain
Magistrate
While I love the idea of the witches of Walpurgisnacht, I much prefer the original Walpurgis.
In fact, I have the second (modern) image as a poster.
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Hugin&Munin
Presenter Of Images
Oh yes, these Walpurgis naturally look sexier than the witches.
poem21045
Tribunus Plebis
I don't know a lot about ballet, but I know a nipple when I see one (albeit under thin cover).
Crux-Emperor Baracus X
Rectidolor
' May Day....' What,like in S.O.S. ??
