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melissa

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The Johnson Twins Part 10 (Pics hosted externally)
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Mary left for a Head of Dorms meeting. While waiting for Sandra to arrive Debbie acquainted herself with the contents of her drawer. A minimal amount of clothing, toothbrush, toothpaste, nice smelly stuff. Everything that she would need was there rather than everything she would want. She lay back and came over really tired. No TV in the dorm but there was no shortage of entertainment. The couple in the bed right next to her were getting quite passionate.





Other couples were equally beginning to unwind and Mary was right, it was all treated as perfectly normal. Debbie found herself getting quite turned on by the sight of so much naked flesh on display and she did have a thing about other girl’s breasts especially the way they moved if a girl leaned forward. She was trying hard not to appear as if she was looking at the naked couples more of just happening to be glancing that way. I’m not a lesbian she kept telling herself. I’m only going to bed with another girl tonight because I have to. Those are the rules and if I end up kissing her then that’s only because I’m being polite. But, if I am going to kiss her then it’s going to be a special kiss. I’ll just rest my eyes for five minutes.

Debbie was on the hockey pitch racing down the wing, she cut inside, beat the defender and the keeper..a magnificent goal! Her team hugged her, the crowd cheered, she’d won the trophy in the last second, her dad was on the touchline jumping up and down...How can I be seeing this? This can’t be happening now. Where am I? Debbie fought to wake up. She opened her eyes...Oh my God I’ve gone blind! I’m naked! Wait..that’s a window. I can see sunlight . What am I sleeping on? A naked girl! Please God it’s not Tracy.

“So you’ve woken up at last. You could sleep for England. It took two of us to get you into bed last night.” It was Sandra. Debbie must have slept on her shoulder for hours.

“Sorry about that Sandra. I must have been really tired. Did you sleep OK?”

“Not too bad. I managed a few hours when you weren’t snoring.”….silence. Then Debbie sat up.

“I do NOT snore!” she proclaimed...silence and then..

“OH YES YOU DO!” A pantomime response from the rest of the dorm. She turned scarlet and dived under the sheets. When she emerged Sandra was out of bed.

“Come on. Let’s grab a shower before we stink the place out.” She took hold of Debbie’s hand.

“What! Wait! We can’t go naked.”

“Well I don’t know about you Debbie but normally I don’t get dressed up before I have a shower. But if you want to be Little Miss Prude then let’s put these vests and knickers on.”

They set off for the shower room. Debbie was feeling a bit sorry for herself. In bed for a whole night with Goldilocks and not one kiss. Then she started thinking about Tracy. How had she fared with Lucy? Did they fight? Maybe Tracy had nothing to do with her.

Loud laughter, squeals and lots of giggling meant they were outside the shower room. Sandra opened the doors and the pair entered. Debbie's eyes opened wide. Her jaw dropped.


T racy and Lucy were as close as their squashed tits would allow and were engaged in heavy duty kissing. “Morning Tracy and Lucy.” Debbie ventured. Tracy’s right hand stopped exploring Lucy’s bum for a second to wave a little reply. Debbie continued to stare, perhaps a little jealous.

“Debbie...DEBBIE!” Sandra was getting impatient.

“What?”

“If you can take your eyes off Lucy’s bum for five minutes perhaps we could grab a shower while one is free?”

“I was only looking Sandra.”

“Yes, well, I can assure you that there is nothing wrong with my bum and it’s in perfect working order. Now if you don’t mind..” They went in the shower. Sandra moved in like a tiger pinning Debbie to the wall by her wrists.



“No wait..not yet..please…” Debbie was rather taken aback.

Sandra let go of her. “What’s wrong? I didn’t mean to upset you.”

“You haven’t it’s just that I..well I mean...I just want..” her voice tapered off.

“So..tell me. What do you want?” Debbie took a deep breath

“I just want our first kiss to be special.” Sandra did not expect that. She stripped off completely and removed Debbie’s vest and pants.

“Well let’s make it special then.”

Debbie put her arms around Sandra and moved her mouth toward her mouth. Hands trembling, butterflies on the rise and her heart drumming in her ears. My God I’d better kiss her before I have a cardiac arrest! Their lips touched. Debbie tingled all over.

It was going to be a kiss to remember.

To be continued.
 

montycrusto

Slave Trader
The Johnson Twins Part 10 (Pics hosted externally)
(All Characters 19+ All Models 18+)

Mary left for a Head of Dorms meeting. While waiting for Sandra to arrive Debbie acquainted herself with the contents of her drawer. A minimal amount of clothing, toothbrush, toothpaste, nice smelly stuff. Everything that she would need was there rather than everything she would want. She lay back and came over really tired. No TV in the dorm but there was no shortage of entertainment. The couple in the bed right next to her were getting quite passionate.





Other couples were equally beginning to unwind and Mary was right, it was all treated as perfectly normal. Debbie found herself getting quite turned on by the sight of so much naked flesh on display and she did have a thing about other girl’s breasts especially the way they moved if a girl leaned forward. She was trying hard not to appear as if she was looking at the naked couples more of just happening to be glancing that way. I’m not a lesbian she kept telling herself. I’m only going to bed with another girl tonight because I have to. Those are the rules and if I end up kissing her then that’s only because I’m being polite. But, if I am going to kiss her then it’s going to be a special kiss. I’ll just rest my eyes for five minutes.

Debbie was on the hockey pitch racing down the wing, she cut inside, beat the defender and the keeper..a magnificent goal! Her team hugged her, the crowd cheered, she’d won the trophy in the last second, her dad was on the touchline jumping up and down...How can I be seeing this? This can’t be happening now. Where am I? Debbie fought to wake up. She opened her eyes...Oh my God I’ve gone blind! I’m naked! Wait..that’s a window. I can see sunlight . What am I sleeping on? A naked girl! Please God it’s not Tracy.

“So you’ve woken up at last. You could sleep for England. It took two of us to get you into bed last night.” It was Sandra. Debbie must have slept on her shoulder for hours.

“Sorry about that Sandra. I must have been really tired. Did you sleep OK?”

“Not too bad. I managed a few hours when you weren’t snoring.”….silence. Then Debbie sat up.

“I do NOT snore!” she proclaimed...silence and then..

“OH YES YOU DO!” A pantomime response from the rest of the dorm. She turned scarlet and dived under the sheets. When she emerged Sandra was out of bed.

“Come on. Let’s grab a shower before we stink the place out.” She took hold of Debbie’s hand.

“What! Wait! We can’t go naked.”

“Well I don’t know about you Debbie but normally I don’t get dressed up before I have a shower. But if you want to be Little Miss Prude then let’s put these vests and knickers on.”

They set off for the shower room. Debbie was feeling a bit sorry for herself. In bed for a whole night with Goldilocks and not one kiss. Then she started thinking about Tracy. How had she fared with Lucy? Did they fight? Maybe Tracy had nothing to do with her.

Loud laughter, squeals and lots of giggling meant they were outside the shower room. Sandra opened the doors and the pair entered. Debbie's eyes opened wide. Her jaw dropped.


T racy and Lucy were as close as their squashed tits would allow and were engaged in heavy duty kissing. “Morning Tracy and Lucy.” Debbie ventured. Tracy’s right hand stopped exploring Lucy’s bum for a second to wave a little reply. Debbie continued to stare, perhaps a little jealous.

“Debbie...DEBBIE!” Sandra was getting impatient.

“What?”

“If you can take your eyes off Lucy’s bum for five minutes perhaps we could grab a shower while one is free?”

“I was only looking Sandra.”

“Yes, well, I can assure you that there is nothing wrong with my bum and it’s in perfect working order. Now if you don’t mind..” They went in the shower. Sandra moved in like a tiger pinning Debbie to the wall by her wrists.



“No wait..not yet..please…” Debbie was rather taken aback.

Sandra let go of her. “What’s wrong? I didn’t mean to upset you.”

“You haven’t it’s just that I..well I mean...I just want..” her voice tapered off.

“So..tell me. What do you want?” Debbie took a deep breath

“I just want our first kiss to be special.” Sandra did not expect that. She stripped off completely and removed Debbie’s vest and pants.

“Well let’s make it special then.”

Debbie put her arms around Sandra and moved her mouth toward her mouth. Hands trembling, butterflies on the rise and her heart drumming in her ears. My God I’d better kiss her before I have a cardiac arrest! Their lips touched. Debbie tingled all over.

It was going to be a kiss to remember.

To be continued.
Hold on I think my brain has steamed up... :eek:
 

theseus

Governor
The Johnson Twins Part 10 (Pics hosted externally)
(All Characters 19+ All Models 18+)

Mary left for a Head of Dorms meeting. While waiting for Sandra to arrive Debbie acquainted herself with the contents of her drawer. A minimal amount of clothing, toothbrush, toothpaste, nice smelly stuff. Everything that she would need was there rather than everything she would want. She lay back and came over really tired. No TV in the dorm but there was no shortage of entertainment. The couple in the bed right next to her were getting quite passionate.





Other couples were equally beginning to unwind and Mary was right, it was all treated as perfectly normal. Debbie found herself getting quite turned on by the sight of so much naked flesh on display and she did have a thing about other girl’s breasts especially the way they moved if a girl leaned forward. She was trying hard not to appear as if she was looking at the naked couples more of just happening to be glancing that way. I’m not a lesbian she kept telling herself. I’m only going to bed with another girl tonight because I have to. Those are the rules and if I end up kissing her then that’s only because I’m being polite. But, if I am going to kiss her then it’s going to be a special kiss. I’ll just rest my eyes for five minutes.

Debbie was on the hockey pitch racing down the wing, she cut inside, beat the defender and the keeper..a magnificent goal! Her team hugged her, the crowd cheered, she’d won the trophy in the last second, her dad was on the touchline jumping up and down...How can I be seeing this? This can’t be happening now. Where am I? Debbie fought to wake up. She opened her eyes...Oh my God I’ve gone blind! I’m naked! Wait..that’s a window. I can see sunlight . What am I sleeping on? A naked girl! Please God it’s not Tracy.

“So you’ve woken up at last. You could sleep for England. It took two of us to get you into bed last night.” It was Sandra. Debbie must have slept on her shoulder for hours.

“Sorry about that Sandra. I must have been really tired. Did you sleep OK?”

“Not too bad. I managed a few hours when you weren’t snoring.”….silence. Then Debbie sat up.

“I do NOT snore!” she proclaimed...silence and then..

“OH YES YOU DO!” A pantomime response from the rest of the dorm. She turned scarlet and dived under the sheets. When she emerged Sandra was out of bed.

“Come on. Let’s grab a shower before we stink the place out.” She took hold of Debbie’s hand.

“What! Wait! We can’t go naked.”

“Well I don’t know about you Debbie but normally I don’t get dressed up before I have a shower. But if you want to be Little Miss Prude then let’s put these vests and knickers on.”

They set off for the shower room. Debbie was feeling a bit sorry for herself. In bed for a whole night with Goldilocks and not one kiss. Then she started thinking about Tracy. How had she fared with Lucy? Did they fight? Maybe Tracy had nothing to do with her.

Loud laughter, squeals and lots of giggling meant they were outside the shower room. Sandra opened the doors and the pair entered. Debbie's eyes opened wide. Her jaw dropped.


T racy and Lucy were as close as their squashed tits would allow and were engaged in heavy duty kissing. “Morning Tracy and Lucy.” Debbie ventured. Tracy’s right hand stopped exploring Lucy’s bum for a second to wave a little reply. Debbie continued to stare, perhaps a little jealous.

“Debbie...DEBBIE!” Sandra was getting impatient.

“What?”

“If you can take your eyes off Lucy’s bum for five minutes perhaps we could grab a shower while one is free?”

“I was only looking Sandra.”

“Yes, well, I can assure you that there is nothing wrong with my bum and it’s in perfect working order. Now if you don’t mind..” They went in the shower. Sandra moved in like a tiger pinning Debbie to the wall by her wrists.



“No wait..not yet..please…” Debbie was rather taken aback.

Sandra let go of her. “What’s wrong? I didn’t mean to upset you.”

“You haven’t it’s just that I..well I mean...I just want..” her voice tapered off.

“So..tell me. What do you want?” Debbie took a deep breath

“I just want our first kiss to be special.” Sandra did not expect that. She stripped off completely and removed Debbie’s vest and pants.

“Well let’s make it special then.”

Debbie put her arms around Sandra and moved her mouth toward her mouth. Hands trembling, butterflies on the rise and her heart drumming in her ears. My God I’d better kiss her before I have a cardiac arrest! Their lips touched. Debbie tingled all over.

It was going to be a kiss to remember.

To be continued.
Oh! Wow! Now where did I put my blood pressure pills?
 

melissa

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Anyone who feels that they may have been affected in some way by the pictures of naked, nubile young ladies involved in activities of a lesbian nature as posted recently are welcome to PM me to make an appointment for counselling. A small fee will apply for access to this service. Actually..when I say small the fee isn't that small but please remember that the best things in life are not free. That is just a silly rumour put about by rich people who are quite happy for you to have the free stuff while they hold on to their money.
 

montycrusto

Slave Trader
Anyone who feels that they may have been affected in some way by the pictures of naked, nubile young ladies involved in activities of a lesbian nature as posted recently are welcome to PM me to make an appointment for counselling. A small fee will apply for access to this service.
Sounds like a bargain... as long as the counselling is done by the naked nubile young ladies in question.. :babeando:
 

Jollyrei

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The Johnson Twins Part 9 (Pics hosted Externally)
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“Miss Roberts, nice to see you. These girls must be Debbie and Tracy.”

“Debbie..this is Mary Fairfax. She is the Head Girl of your dorm so if you do have any problems settling in then she should be your first port of call. She is also responsible for keeping discipline in your Dorm and I personally taught her how to give a good spanking. I will now leave you in her most capable hands while I show Tracy where Apricot dorm is.”

Debbie didn’t know what to say. Naked girls were wandering around or becoming rather intimate seemingly without a care in the world. Mary guessed her thoughts.
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“ You’ll soon get used to going naked around here. Nobody minds in the slightest and it does save on washing and ironing. I suppose you have lots of questions.”

“We have to wash and iron our own clothes?”

“Of course! And that includes your college uniform which must be immaculate at all times. You’ll find everything you need in the drawers under your bed which is this way.”

Mary led the way down the dorm introducing Debbie to other girls on the way.

“Sandra will be on the field for hockey practice. She’ll be with you shortly.” Sandra Wilkinson! Goldilocks! I’ll be sleeping with her tonight! Debbie stared at the bed she’d soon be sharing.

“Is it true that you spank girls in our dorm?”

“I do indeed as you will shortly see. Katy Bradshaw! Bring my spanking chair to me right now! I see you’re chewing gum again.”

“Oh no!! Please Mary not again.” Katy protested.

“It’s Miss Baxter when you are being punished. Now over my knee. Let me see..chewing gum in the dorm, that’s skirt up, knickers down and twelve slaps.”

“Ow..ow..ow! But Miss..please miss..oww!”

“But please Miss what?” Mary paused a second.

“Well...I’m such a regular customer of yours...shouldn’t I get a discount?”

“It doesn’t work that way Katy but you do qualify for two bonus slaps!”

“Owww!..owww!….Oww…..”

“There..all finished, and I’d better not find any used gum around the place.” Katy was dismissed clutching her sore bum.


“If you don’t mind me asking Mary but what is a posh girl like you doing here?”

Mary was quite unfazed. “I was on my bed at home a couple of years ago. A little hole in the ceiling caught my eye. There seemed to be a light behind it. Above my bedroom was the study that my dad used. He was out so I found a spare key and went in. A tiny camera on a cable led from the hole to recording equipment and a monitor. There were hours of me getting undressed and….giving my clitoris a little exercise.”

“Oh my God Mary! I’m sorry..I shouldn’t have asked.” Debbie was genuinely shocked.

“No need to be sorry. We don’t have secrets around here. That way nobody can use them against you if it’s common knowledge.”

“I see. So what happened?”

“When he came home I felt big enough to confront him. He really lost his temper..tried to rape me.”

“Oh God..what happened?”

“I broke his nose, two teeth and three ribs. Unfortunately one punctured his lung. I had to call an ambulance and for some reason the Hospital decided to inform the police. I should have expected that. If he’d gone to prison our money would have dried up. Mum and me would have been on the streets. I did a deal. He pays for me to come here with a nice monthly allowance, pays his salary into a new joint account with mum and sleeps in the spare room. I told the police that dad had been mugged on the way home.”

“But what if your father goes back on the deal?”

Mary leaned toward Debbie and lowered her voice. “I’d know, and then Miss Roberts would personally drive me round to our old house and we’d beat the shit out of him. But that bit is a secret.”
And she managed to get that bottom nice and pink with only her hand - talented girl. :D
 

melissa

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And she managed to get that bottom nice and pink with only her hand - talented girl. :D
Well she was taught by Patricia Roberts who taught the S.A.S. a thing or two!
Does anyone know of any more pics of "Debbie" and "Sandra" as seen in the shower Debbie and Sandra1.jpg

or "Tracy" and "Lucy" having a snog.tracy and lucy2.jpg or any good look alikes?
 

melissa

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The Johnson Twins Part 11 (Pics hosted externally)
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Later.

Debbie’s first English lesson at St Melanias. She’s sat next to Sandra and wants to create a good impression. Miss Humphries is also new to this class and wants to ascertain their general level by asking a few easy questions.

Miss. “Now somebody please put up your hand, tell me your name and then give me a sentence with the word fascinate in it.”

Debbie. “Miss, miss me please miss.”

Miss. “Yes young lady.”

Debbie. “Please miss I’m Debbie Johnson. My aunt Charlotte has a blouse with ten buttons on it but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.” Laughter in the class and miss does not look too pleased. Sandra put up her hand and gave miss a suitable sentence. A little while later..

Miss. “Now can someone please give me an example of a multi syllable word.”

Debbie. “Please miss let me try.” Miss Humphries was aware of once bitten twice shy but lets Debbie have another go.

Debbie. “ Please miss, Mas Tur Bate.”

Miss. “Well er, yes Debbie. Now that is quite a mouthful.”

Debbie.”No miss. You’re thinking of a blow job.”

Miss. “Out here right now. Everything off and over my knee.”

Debbie’s spanking wasn’t half as bad as she thought it would be and not in the same league as a spanking from Pat Roberts. Miss Humphries was new to this and didn’t want to overdo things on her first day.

After the lesson Sandra and Debbie both had free periods so it seemed a good idea for Sandra to show Debbie the College library and help her decide on her optional subjects.

Debbie. “Well my first lesson was a disaster!”

Sandra “ Well we all enjoyed it, especially your jokes..really funny.”

Debbie. “Yes but..they weren’t meant to be jokes! I’m better at Maths than English.”

Sandra. “Never mind. You earned plenty of cred back there and for a first spanking in class that was mild.”

Debbie. “I suppose so.”

Sandra. “Here’s the library coming up and I think it’s Miss Walsh on duty so we’d better be careful and find a blind spot.”

Debbie. “What’s a blind spot?”

“One of the few places in the library where the duty teacher can’t see you. With her on duty it’s best to keep out of sight.”

Debbie asked why. “Because if she catches you chewing, talking or breaking any of her library rules then you’ll end up over her knee with your pants around your ankles. She’s always on the lookout for new girls with bums ripe for spanking so when we find a quiet spot we exchange notes or whisper..OK?”

To be continued
 

melissa

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The Johnson Twins Part 12 (Pics hosted externally)
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There was a table free in one of the blind spots and by moving a few books on a shelf they could keep an eye on Miss Walsh.

Sandra. “I can’t do this bloody homework. I’m in trouble. What is the sum of the multiples of three less than a hundred?!”

Debbie. “How many threes do you add to 3 to get 99?”

Sandra. “Er, 32 so there must be 33 multiples..right?”

Debbie. “Correct, and the average is?”

Sandra. “ ½ of 3 add 99. So that’s 51.”

Debbie. “So their total is?”

Sandra. “33 times 51 which is, wait a minute 1 683! You are a genius! Hello! Miss Walsh has a new girl in her sights.”

The pair silently viewed events.

Miss Walsh. “You were chewing girl. Get that skirt off.”


“And your blouse and bra on my desk. Now over my knee.”


Debbie. “Just look at her knickers! She deserves to be spanked.”

Sandra. “She won’t have them for long, especially if miss takes a fancy to them.”

Debbie. “You mean she keeps them like trophies!”

Sandra. “Just watch.”




Sandra. “I’ve heard that she pins ‘em to her bedroom wall. Anyway, homework done so let’s move on. I’ll drop off my homework at Miss Jones’ classroom it’s on the way to the music room which is always good for a laugh.”

Debbie. “I must make a note never to return overdue library books when she’s on duty and if she is to make sure I wear plain regulation knickers.”

To be continued.
 

melissa

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The Johnson Twins Part 13 (Pics hosted externally)
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After the purse thief, Penelope Smythe had been spanked in every classroom her mother was called in at very short notice, read the riot act and forced to submit to being spanked in front of Penelope’s classmates. It was that or the police would be called in and the family would face disgrace. I’ve no idea what Mrs Smythe will say to her daughter when she gets her home.
 

melissa

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I think the mother of Penelope's accomplice, Jasmine, should be punished as well. I always blamed the parents for the bad behaviour of kids at school.
 

melissa

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The Johnson Twins Part 14 (All pics hosted externally)
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The pair arrive at Miss Jones’ class, knock on the door then enter.
Sandra. “Miss Jones, I’m sorry my homework is a bit late I’ve been showing one of our new girls around.”

Miss Jones. “Yes Sandra that’s fine. I really don’t know what gets into this lot. They are one of the best maths classes I’ve ever had but when it comes to a “spanking” test most of them fail so they get spanked.” The girls in the class begin to pester. “It’s my turn next isn’t it miss?”..”You will have time to do us all won’t you miss?”

Sandra. “I see you’ve got quite a queue miss. We’d better leave you to it. Bye miss.”

Outside in the corridor.

Debbie. “So what’s happening in that class? They seemed very eager to get spanked.”

Sandra. “Well, all the girls have a crush on Miss Jones and she does hand out rather special spankings. It’s just a game they like to play.”

Debbie. “So what’s so special?”

Sandra. “On the first Tuesday of every month she gives them a little test. She asks each girl an easy question. If they get it wrong, and mostly they all do, then they strip off and go over her knee. She starts by using one hand to play with their tits and the other strokes their pussy until they are dripping juices.”

Debbie. “What then?”

Sandra. “She massages their pussy juice into their bums. She says it’s good for the skin and gets rid of spots. Then she fingers them until they have an orgasm. As soon as they moan she spanks them. It’s very exciting actually. Some girls nearly pass out.”

Debbie. “So she’s spanked you?”

Sandra. “Several times. I’ll demonstrate the technique on you tonight.”

Debbie. “EXCUSE ME! Why do I need to be spanked AGAIN!”

Sandra. “Because Tuesday night is Mistress and Slave night in the dorms and tonight I’m the mistress and you will be my slave. I spank you until you do very rude things to my body.”

Debbie. “Well! I’m so pleased we’re being all democratic about this and by the way I don’t think I’ll need all that much persuading.”

The girls walk on.

Debbie. “So tell me how you ended up at St Melanias.”

Sandra. “I used to attend St Winifred's, a posh Catholic school. I used to go out with some of the lads but really I preferred girls but most of the ones I liked had been scared witless by the nuns and priests. Hellfire and damnation awaited them. I heard about this place and made my mind up that one day I’d come here but my parents at first were dead against it so I started my campaign!”

Debbie. “So what did you do?”

Sandra. “I started by kidnapping baby Jesus from the crib at school and demanding my freedom..but all I got was a suspension for a week and no pocket money. Then I heard that the school chapel was being donated a very valuable oil painting of the crucifixion. Everything was put in place on the Friday evening to be unveiled by the Cardinal himself on the Monday morning; so I set to work. I had a collection of school master keys that I’d acquired over the years so on Sunday night I sneaked in and cut out the oil painting replacing it with a faked painting of a female on the cross. When Monday morning arrived I was there right next to the great unveiling. It was brilliant! Two nuns fainted and the Headmistress wet herself. “

Debbie. “So who was the woman on the cross?”

Sandra. “I took a photo on the Sunday night. Here have a look.”
To be continued.

So what was on the photograph?
 

melissa

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The Johnson Twins Part 15 (All pics hosted externally)
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Monday morning arrived I was there right next to the great unveiling. It was brilliant! Two nuns fainted and the Headmistress wet herself. “

Debbie. “So who was the woman on the cross?”

Sandra. “I took a photo on the Sunday night. Here have a look.”



Debbie. “She looks very pretty. Wait a second!!..just let me zoom in.”



Debbie. “Sandra! That’s you up there! How did you manage that?”

Sandra. “I rigged up a cross in Dad’s garage while he was away that weekend. Set up my camera on a tripod and took a photo. My dad has a huge printer so I used that.”

Debbie. “What happened next?”

Sandra. “The Cardinal wanted me burned at the stake. The Governors recommended that I be sectioned under the Mental Health Act and the Headmistress is still suffering from PTSD. The police wanted to know what I did with the £1M painting so I told them I burnt it.”

Debbie. “So what did you really do with it?”

Sandra. “It’s in a very safe place waiting to be sold to some very rich art collector. One day myself and future partner will be rich. Of course my parents couldn’t wait to get me out the house so here I am.”
 
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