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Senator
My next story, warning: Spoiler!, will concentrate on the invention of crucifixion. As we all know the romans did it, but did not invent it. And since I am swiss and we all know, that swiss people invented all things needed for a world worth living such as cheese with holes, milk chocolate, the knife without MacGuiver would already be dead, the zipper without our penis would allways dangle out of the trousers, the potato peeler and even the internet was invented in Switzerland. There is a commercial explaining the world that even bonbons with herbs were invented in Switzerland not Finnland or brasil
But how is this possible? Well we all know that the bellum-book of Caesar is the worst piece of political propaganda ever written, so the war against the Celts never happened the way he described, but we get the hints from there.
The hint is the mentioned battle of Agen where Divico ( a hero which was planned to be popularised against Willhelm Tell) as leader of a Celtic tribe destroyed a legion under Gajus Julius Longus (or Longinus), we know a final scene after the battle.
But how could you destroy a roman legion? Naturally with my favourite weapon, the mortar. And why are the romans nude in the pic (yes they are not nude on the painting), but in reality they were nude, that was even pointed in my school lesson I get at 12!
Okay, and you will also learn, that viagra is much older than you thought, or what else is the reason Celtic warriors were nude and in blue?
and who invented viagra? You know. it!
So the title is here allready
The final orgasm of Gajus Julius Longus.
But how is this possible? Well we all know that the bellum-book of Caesar is the worst piece of political propaganda ever written, so the war against the Celts never happened the way he described, but we get the hints from there.
The hint is the mentioned battle of Agen where Divico ( a hero which was planned to be popularised against Willhelm Tell) as leader of a Celtic tribe destroyed a legion under Gajus Julius Longus (or Longinus), we know a final scene after the battle.
But how could you destroy a roman legion? Naturally with my favourite weapon, the mortar. And why are the romans nude in the pic (yes they are not nude on the painting), but in reality they were nude, that was even pointed in my school lesson I get at 12!
Okay, and you will also learn, that viagra is much older than you thought, or what else is the reason Celtic warriors were nude and in blue?
and who invented viagra? You know. it!
So the title is here allready
The final orgasm of Gajus Julius Longus.
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