Talking of vibrators, if she says one of these phrases to you, better make sure you have one handy:
I've smoked fatter joints than that
Wow - and Your feet are so big
Why don't we skip right to the cigarette?
Does it come with an air Pump?
It's OK: we'll work around it!
Maybe it looks better in natural light
Maybe if we water it, it'll grow
But it still works, right?
How sweet: You brought incense
Can I be honest with you?
Why, oh, why is God Punishing me?
Oh no... a flash headache
Can I paint a 'smiley face' on it?
Why don't we just cuddle?
Only if you get me real drunk first
This explains your car
You know, they have surgery to fix that
Ahhhh, isn't it cute!
Are you cold?
It looks so unused
It's a good thing you have so many other talents
Make it dance!
At least this won't take long
I suppose this makes me the 'early bird'
What is that?
Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
I never saw one like that before
So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality