Or, you know, we could just try to get out of this palace alive and GO TO ASIA MINOR!!Hang on... Yes! I do happen to have seven veils on my camel!
Or, you know, we could just try to get out of this palace alive and GO TO ASIA MINOR!!Hang on... Yes! I do happen to have seven veils on my camel!
View attachment 940031 you can have one hump and four camel toes,
or two humps and one camel toe.
(pic credit our CamCrux)
Barb always did let her principles of natural justice get in the way of self-preservation.This didn't fit in with her plan
Barb was quite blunt with the man
"I don't give a toss
Put me up on that cross
I'll struggle the best that I can"
Barb always did let her principles of natural justice get in the way of self-preservation.
I’m hoping for promotion to co-pilateYou can undertand why Herod is so fond of him!
So Pontius before the mob stands,
To hear their outrageous demands.
“Don’t make such a fracass,
It’s Barb or @Baracus ,
Just pick one and now wash your hands!”
Barb threatened, but threats sounded hollow,
For all knew swift justice would follow.
She faced harsh correction
For rude insurrection
And steadfast refusal to swallow .
Now, Barb is an obdurate lass
And soon it will come to pass,
As naked she bends
For all the demerits she sends,
She`ll be whipped on her tight little ass.
Barb said to a recent abuser,
“Screw you, Monty, fuck, what a loser!
You write such lame verse,
Now you’ll get something worse:
A well-earned demerit-palooza!”
Monty and I find ourselves in dead lumber,
As the demerits descend without number.
Without reason or rhyme,
With the difference in time,
They usually arrive while we slumber.
Unbelievable what goes on in the UK as I blissfully slumber! Does anyone in Blighty still do anything productive or useful anymoore?‘Tis true, our American friends
Greet the dawn just as nightfall descends
Over here in UK
But our witty word-play
Is so bright that it burns at both ends!
Limericks is about all we manufacture these daysUnbelievable what goes on in the UK as I blissfully slumber! Does anyone in Blighty still do anything productive or useful anymoore?
That and Royals. Oh yeah ... Brexit tooLimericks is about all we manufacture these days
Hey! Some Royals are made in America you know And Brexit was made in Russia..That and Royals. Oh yeah ... Brexit too
Seems the most appropriate response from this side of the pondUnbelievable what goes on in the UK as I blissfully slumber! Does anyone in Blighty still do anything productive or useful anymoore?
Seems the most appropriate response from this side of the pond