The situation now plainly stands
With Barb in unyielding steel bands.
Those shapely breasts bare
And exposed to the air,
Firmly trapped in those rebel hands.
Husband and lover in the same place,
And more humiliation to face.
Into peril she`s slipped,
Captured and stripped,
Barb`s between a rock and a hard place.
Caught up in political upheaval,
Barb’s kidnapped by men who do evil;
She hopes like all hell
They treat hostages well,
And things won’t get all “medieval”…
She wondered how long it would take,
For these bozos to realise their mistake.
An envoy, I am
Of Good Old Uncle Sam,
That’s the last time this error they’d make!
The POTUS would send the Marines,
Who’d rescue her by any means,
Then bomb these dumb shits
Till they’d blown them to bits,
In a series of harrowing scenes.
Alas, she’s a hostage to fortune,
And her captors she must importune.
Kept chained in a shack
She must work on her back,
Till the U.S.Marines play a war-tune.
Barb vainly hopes that she`ll find
Her captors not too unkind.
They`ve started to strip her,
Will the swine whip her?
She can`t get this thought out of her mind.
Scary thoughts run through Barb`s head,
Could she end up being dead?
For if a timely rescue
Could arrive right on cue,
She would even welcome Big Fred.
When she find`s her victim`s related,
Poor Barb will be devastated.
To think her poor cousin,
Who received a few dozen,
By her, had her bare back striated.
The Boss`s plans for Barb were quite bold,
But alas, they`ve begun to unfold.
Kidnapped by thugs,
Who`ve exposed her jugs,
Currently, her trail has gone cold.
At length they resorted to gagging
The hostage, who was bitching and nagging.
She continued to squirm
Like a wriggling worm,
On the floor of the van, without flagging.
The Boss, after Big Fred phoning,
The Ambassador`s whipping`s postponing.
Has he left it too late,
Given Barb`s fate,
In the rebel van moaning and groaning?
Barb’s down below, in a cell,
Chained, naked, blindfolded as well,
And most tightly gagged,
The rebels have bagged
A real wildcat who’ll fight like hell.
They’ll free their cute hostage for cash,
But first she’ll writhe under the lash,
They’ll film as she jolts
With electrical volts,
The movie’s a guaranteed smash.
The Providencia revolutionary faction
Kidnapped Barb to create a reaction.
When the video`s reviewed,
They`ll see the Ambassador nude,
And primed for electro and girl on girl action.
Now Barb has a different host,
She won`t stand at the whipping post.
But to a chair she is tied
To have her tits fried,
The chance to escape? There isn`t a ghost.
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