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Praefectus Praetorio

Brother of the Quill
After a long night of making love,
the guy notices a photo of another man,
on the woman's nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry.
'Is this your husband?'
he nervously asks.
'No, silly,'
she replies, snuggling up to him.
'Your boyfriend, then?'
he continues.
'No, not at all,'
she says, nibbling away at his ear.
'Is it your dad or your brother?'
he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!' she answers.
'Well, who in the hell is he, then?'
he demands.
She whispers in his ear

'That's me before the surgery.'
 

phlebas

PRIMUS POENUS
Staff member
never mind the squirrels.
It is very important to find out if you are a corvid or not.
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If your assumption about yourself turns out to be wrong ... you have to eat crow.

I tested negative, but I'm not going to crow about it

Seriously, who trusts them, smart birds who are always watching . . . . .
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Praefectus Praetorio

Brother of the Quill
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. It is a simple test of your English language skills. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The manager said, 'You must make a sentence using the words Yellow, pink , and Green .'

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready.'

The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green , and I pink it up, and say, Yellow , this is Mujibar.'

Mujibar now works at a call center.

No doubt you have spoken to him.
 
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