It is important that the customer trusts your product!Great way to sell apples
The equivalent British law firm is Robb, Steele, Robb, Steele and Pilfah.These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court" and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. I think all were from the law firm of Dewey, Screwem & Howell.
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, very close to your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
Sue, Grabbit and Runne were well-known -The equivalent British law firm is Robb, Steele, Robb, Steele and Pilfah.
Hilarious names. The closest we have in the US is a two-hundred-year-old Boston firm, Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe.Sue, Grabbit and Runne were well-known -
and there really was an Irish firm of solicitors named Argue and Phibbs.
May I also point out that my late father was a lawyer, and one of the highest integrity (which for a lawyer isn't saying much!)Hilarious names. The closest we have in the US is a two-hundred-year-old Boston firm, Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe.
Is that a dig at the kind of people you meet on CF?
Hey is that a bit of an anger issue !?!Is that a dig at the kind of people you meet on CF?
Oh, that happened in 2016. Kind of explains the feeling that we switched into an alternative timeline around then ...I think this is a satirical article, otherwise we are all in trouble . . . . .
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Countdown apologises after letters round accidentally summons Cthulhu
Popular teatime game show Countdown has been forced to apologise to viewers after the letters drawn accidentally spelled out the dark name of Cthulhu.newsthump.com