dfg42
Senator
You probably wonder why a bachelor party, will be on the crucifixion forum. Guess you never were at one and you didn't follow my comments on crucified males. That is now your fault, fellows, you know: "Those who do not want to listen, will have to feel!" So you now better listen up to the tale of my poor friend Andy, so here comes the first part:
The bachelor party (Part 1)
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Some may wonder, why I am not married. That is easy explained, it is the fear from being the bachelor of the bachelor party. Some, naturally the unmarried females, may think this is a harmless event, where males gather together telling some dirty jokes, drinking to much and probably even get some stripper girls or hookers and have some harmless fun with them. Mainly the groom, to have some reasonable sex, before being forced to have sex with his bride alone. But most males are not aware what happened to them at the bachelor parties in a female dominated society as ours. That was happening to my friend Andy who came to me one day:
“Dfg, old friend, you come to my bachelor party, do you? It will be organised by Willy, as you know I marry Mary next week”, he said with the look of a dog begging for some dog cookies.
“Andy, old sport, I would reconsider that. It is not to late! You know what happen at bachelor party's, and what will happen if Mary doesn't want to marry you?”, I tried to explain.
“Oh my god, Dfg, is there anything you do not fear? You had fear to climb to the mountains, you had to much fear to attend the bungee jumping of our company and you naturally didn't come to the parachuting event! You are really a hen, no wonder you are still single, and what was with our secretary, is she not gorgeous?' was the answer of my former friend.
“I think you are looking for the adjectives fat, ugly or silly considering the secretary”, I tried to improve Andy's vocabulary.
“Where is the danger of drinking to much? Oh no, please do not start your usual lectures of 45 minutes about the drinking habits in the last 2000 years considering the medical and social aspects! Just come this evening at seven, when the party is starting”, Andy said by trying to match the wording of one of my former military superiors. I wondered what happened to that Captain Worski after my military service, last time I heard saying he was in an insane asylum.
“Okay, I come”, I finally agreed, seeing that it will be useless to enlighten my poor friend.
The bachelor party (Part 1)
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Some may wonder, why I am not married. That is easy explained, it is the fear from being the bachelor of the bachelor party. Some, naturally the unmarried females, may think this is a harmless event, where males gather together telling some dirty jokes, drinking to much and probably even get some stripper girls or hookers and have some harmless fun with them. Mainly the groom, to have some reasonable sex, before being forced to have sex with his bride alone. But most males are not aware what happened to them at the bachelor parties in a female dominated society as ours. That was happening to my friend Andy who came to me one day:
“Dfg, old friend, you come to my bachelor party, do you? It will be organised by Willy, as you know I marry Mary next week”, he said with the look of a dog begging for some dog cookies.
“Andy, old sport, I would reconsider that. It is not to late! You know what happen at bachelor party's, and what will happen if Mary doesn't want to marry you?”, I tried to explain.
“Oh my god, Dfg, is there anything you do not fear? You had fear to climb to the mountains, you had to much fear to attend the bungee jumping of our company and you naturally didn't come to the parachuting event! You are really a hen, no wonder you are still single, and what was with our secretary, is she not gorgeous?' was the answer of my former friend.
“I think you are looking for the adjectives fat, ugly or silly considering the secretary”, I tried to improve Andy's vocabulary.
“Where is the danger of drinking to much? Oh no, please do not start your usual lectures of 45 minutes about the drinking habits in the last 2000 years considering the medical and social aspects! Just come this evening at seven, when the party is starting”, Andy said by trying to match the wording of one of my former military superiors. I wondered what happened to that Captain Worski after my military service, last time I heard saying he was in an insane asylum.
“Okay, I come”, I finally agreed, seeing that it will be useless to enlighten my poor friend.