Loxuru
Graf von Kreuzigung
You are right, but squirrels like trees!But... but tree is not an animal!
You are right, but squirrels like trees!But... but tree is not an animal!
Tree's usual plants, not usual not.You are right, but squirrels like trees!
Tree's usual plants, not usual not.
If she’s a nineTree only plants evidense when it is a beautiful young woman facing a capital conviction!
Errr ... it is a kind of instinctual solidarity maybe.And members continue to arrive. The place is packed. Who would ever have guessed that so many CFers would show up?
I went to an ale-house I used to frequent,Who would ever have guessed that so many CFers would show up? I wonder what the Red Lion management must think?
I put on the table three nails so bright,I went to an ale-house I used to frequent,
And I told the landlady my money was spent.
No matter, she answered, there’s nothing to pay
For its cruxforums happy hour all day today
And when I have nailed both their wrists and their feet,I put on the table three nails so bright,
That everyone’s eyes opened wide with delight.
Now lend me a hammer, I’ll be in your debt,
And I’ll make this a nail-house that none will forget.
And when I have nailed both their wrists and their feet,
I’ll count my day’s labour as all but complete.
I’ll watch for a while then I’m off out the door,
And I never will play the wild cruxman no Moore!
You sure about 'everyone'? ... those eyes going wide aren't necessarily alway because of pure delight ...I put on the table three nails so bright,
That everyone’s eyes opened wide with delight.
But surely that gasp was one of appreciation?You sure about 'everyone'? ... those eyes going wide aren't necessarily alway because of pure delight ...
The beginning of another epic CF adventureSo, here I sit on the floor waiting to be crucified. Kathy now sits alongside me as Tree is being slow about moving things along. I’m beginning to think he’s too drunk to do it on his own and is going to need help. And it had better happen soon because that dose of Joan Tree’s horny potion is beginning to take effect, and who knows what I might be capable of doing to embarrass myself if something distracting doesn’t happen quickly.
Kathy offers some companionship. Misery loves company. And the way that Messaline howls and dances to her Judith’s hard whipping is certainly entertaining. LittleSiss is patiently waiting her turn at the post, and Yupar awaits the first stroke of the cane. Eulalia, our sixth winner, is baring all in preparation for joining the other five.
But there is a lot else going on in the back room of the Red Lion with so many Cruxforumers gathered together. The “Bring-your-own-nails” crowd, led by Malins, with the encouragement of MP5stab, are planning to liven things up. And others are signing on. It looks as though there may be more than one show underway before this is over.
And members continue to arrive. The place is packed. Who would ever have guessed that so many CFers would show up? I wonder what the Red Lion management must think?
The night is young yet.......and I pick up the bag of stainless steel,custom-made,square shanked 8-inch nails,and seek out the heavy mallet....
The beginning of another epic CF adventure
YikesDon’t sound too eager, Kathy. Baracus has brought along a bag of nails and a heavy mallet!
Haven't you disassembled your cross, to put it up at the meeting for testing and demonstrating?Right.....
Who's first !!